m15m from last year
Interveiw with the Vampire in 15 Minutes
Small Room
INTERVEIWER: Hello… I’m not only here because I’m some big name actor!
LOUIS: Ooh mysterious you cant see my face!
Louis’ House
LOUIS: I am sad because my brother died, my mother is sad and my sister is sad also. *cries* So here I am, in the garden, in the middle of the night. Perfectly normal thing to do…
LESTAT: Boo! *bites*
LOUIS: wtf? Ah! *falls over*
Later
LOUIS: Oh sister, I am dying!
SISTER: *cries*….. *leaves*
LOUIS: moan… Brad Pitt to the max!
LESTAT: Oh I look great blonde, no?
LOUIS: *cough* now, tell me what is happening….
LESTAT: Huh no…
Later again!
LOUIS: I am a vampire! WOW
LESTAT: Who would have guessed? Let’s go hunting!
LOUIS: what? I don’t want to kill an innocent person!
LESTAT: *facepalm*
ME: *facepalm*
LOUIS: Oh a party! Lets go!
LESTAT: mmm bloooooood
At the Party
LESTAT: I’m going to go suck this beautiful young woman’s blood okay… we’ll take a walk… you take the lady with the odd poodles…
LOUIS: Um Okay
LESTAT: *walks away*
LOUIS: Hello…. Nice poodles
LADY: Hello, yes…
LOUIS: I cant do it…. I’m sorry lady you’ll just have to live… *Pounces on poodles*
LADY: OMFG!!!!!
LESTAT: *comes running* Oh you freak…
Later… again
LOUIS: What is that? A riot of black slaves claiming we are the devil? Now why would they think that?
LESTAT: B/c I ate their wives you fool! RUN AWAY!
LOUIS: I think not… oh watch my house burn…. Oh yes, I forgot fire can kill us… oh look at that…
LESTAT: *saves*
Somewhere else
LESTAT: I’m hungry… again
LOUIS: *sigh*….. *eats a rat*
LESTAT: Oooh…. Look… a little girl clinging to her mother’s dead body…
AUDIENCE: EW!
ME: he he he Kirsten Dunst.
LESTAT: Do it Louis!
LOUIS: Must give in to peer pressure…. *turns Claudia into a Vampire*
LESTAT: Yay!
Later…. They seem to do this lots…
LESTAT: Look at me playing piano…
CLAUDIA: Ooh curly hair
LOUIS: *quiet in corner*
CLAUDIA: *cuts off hair*……. *Hair magically appears back* OMFG!!!
LESTAT: Oh I am far supreme to all of you, because I slept with Nicole Kidman.
LOUIS: Shutup blondie!
CLAUDIA: I don’t like you! *Poisons and stabs*
LESTAT: Ah! *falls over, extreme amounts of blood all over the floor*……….. dead.
LOUIS: Now I’ll throw your body into a lake… coz your dead, not immortal, ya know…
Paris
CLAUDIA: He’ll never find us here!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: *facepalm*
PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALSO READ THE SECOND BOOK: *sigh*
LOUIS: I’m going for a walk…
Walking
LOUIS: la la la la…. Oh what is that random noise behind me?
AMAND: It is me! Zoro! I mean, Amand!
ME: *sigh*
LOUIS: Oh you’re cool… and you have a theatre… I’ll take Claudia…
Theatre Les Vampires
CLAIDIA: Coolies! Look, another lady vampire here for no apparent reason!
LOUIS: Oh dead girl!
LESTAT: Hello friends at the theatre… you don’t get this unless you’ve read the second book! Taddle on Claudia!
WRANGER VAMPIRE: DIE!!!
CLAUDIA: Bring it.
LOUIS: No, I am being trapped in the wall… again you don’t get this unless you’ve read the second book!
CLAUDIA: No… don’t burn me…
LADY VAMPIRE: Wtf did I do!!!
*burning*
At night again…
AMAND: I will let you free coz I know you did nothing wrong because I am Antonio Banderas!
LOUIS: Okay, thanks… run away, I’m going to kill them all…
AMAND: No one even knows why I’m here!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: we do!
LOUIS: *Burns down whole place*
LESTAT: nooooooooooo
LOUIS: *Runs away*
Back in small room
INTERVEIWER: Wow that was cool…
LOUIS: Not really… now I am going away so I can be in the end of the story… which is really very pointless!
INTERVEIWER: *Drives away in car*
PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: wtf???
LESTAT: Boo!!!
*Suspencefull ending…*
Small Room
INTERVEIWER: Hello… I’m not only here because I’m some big name actor!
LOUIS: Ooh mysterious you cant see my face!
Louis’ House
LOUIS: I am sad because my brother died, my mother is sad and my sister is sad also. *cries* So here I am, in the garden, in the middle of the night. Perfectly normal thing to do…
LESTAT: Boo! *bites*
LOUIS: wtf? Ah! *falls over*
Later
LOUIS: Oh sister, I am dying!
SISTER: *cries*….. *leaves*
LOUIS: moan… Brad Pitt to the max!
LESTAT: Oh I look great blonde, no?
LOUIS: *cough* now, tell me what is happening….
LESTAT: Huh no…
Later again!
LOUIS: I am a vampire! WOW
LESTAT: Who would have guessed? Let’s go hunting!
LOUIS: what? I don’t want to kill an innocent person!
LESTAT: *facepalm*
ME: *facepalm*
LOUIS: Oh a party! Lets go!
LESTAT: mmm bloooooood
At the Party
LESTAT: I’m going to go suck this beautiful young woman’s blood okay… we’ll take a walk… you take the lady with the odd poodles…
LOUIS: Um Okay
LESTAT: *walks away*
LOUIS: Hello…. Nice poodles
LADY: Hello, yes…
LOUIS: I cant do it…. I’m sorry lady you’ll just have to live… *Pounces on poodles*
LADY: OMFG!!!!!
LESTAT: *comes running* Oh you freak…
Later… again
LOUIS: What is that? A riot of black slaves claiming we are the devil? Now why would they think that?
LESTAT: B/c I ate their wives you fool! RUN AWAY!
LOUIS: I think not… oh watch my house burn…. Oh yes, I forgot fire can kill us… oh look at that…
LESTAT: *saves*
Somewhere else
LESTAT: I’m hungry… again
LOUIS: *sigh*….. *eats a rat*
LESTAT: Oooh…. Look… a little girl clinging to her mother’s dead body…
AUDIENCE: EW!
ME: he he he Kirsten Dunst.
LESTAT: Do it Louis!
LOUIS: Must give in to peer pressure…. *turns Claudia into a Vampire*
LESTAT: Yay!
Later…. They seem to do this lots…
LESTAT: Look at me playing piano…
CLAUDIA: Ooh curly hair
LOUIS: *quiet in corner*
CLAUDIA: *cuts off hair*……. *Hair magically appears back* OMFG!!!
LESTAT: Oh I am far supreme to all of you, because I slept with Nicole Kidman.
LOUIS: Shutup blondie!
CLAUDIA: I don’t like you! *Poisons and stabs*
LESTAT: Ah! *falls over, extreme amounts of blood all over the floor*……….. dead.
LOUIS: Now I’ll throw your body into a lake… coz your dead, not immortal, ya know…
Paris
CLAUDIA: He’ll never find us here!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: *facepalm*
PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALSO READ THE SECOND BOOK: *sigh*
LOUIS: I’m going for a walk…
Walking
LOUIS: la la la la…. Oh what is that random noise behind me?
AMAND: It is me! Zoro! I mean, Amand!
ME: *sigh*
LOUIS: Oh you’re cool… and you have a theatre… I’ll take Claudia…
Theatre Les Vampires
CLAIDIA: Coolies! Look, another lady vampire here for no apparent reason!
LOUIS: Oh dead girl!
LESTAT: Hello friends at the theatre… you don’t get this unless you’ve read the second book! Taddle on Claudia!
WRANGER VAMPIRE: DIE!!!
CLAUDIA: Bring it.
LOUIS: No, I am being trapped in the wall… again you don’t get this unless you’ve read the second book!
CLAUDIA: No… don’t burn me…
LADY VAMPIRE: Wtf did I do!!!
*burning*
At night again…
AMAND: I will let you free coz I know you did nothing wrong because I am Antonio Banderas!
LOUIS: Okay, thanks… run away, I’m going to kill them all…
AMAND: No one even knows why I’m here!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: we do!
LOUIS: *Burns down whole place*
LESTAT: nooooooooooo
LOUIS: *Runs away*
Back in small room
INTERVEIWER: Wow that was cool…
LOUIS: Not really… now I am going away so I can be in the end of the story… which is really very pointless!
INTERVEIWER: *Drives away in car*
PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: wtf???
LESTAT: Boo!!!
*Suspencefull ending…*