hello
hi hi.... nothign is happening... aetolia to the max!
erm.... stuff that is cool.... Anne Rice... aetolia.... my life atm... red shoes.....
dude wtf is with this helicopter flying over our house ai... go away!!!!! yay tis gone..... and it's coming back.... i didnt grow those drugs i swear!!!! :P lol....
now another movcie in 15 minutes (which takes me about an hour to write btw... erm... cant think of one....) Cats!!!
*clears throught*
CATS
*credits before the movie because we know some people aren't going to watch until the end and we want the veiwer to see these people's names*
ME: *fast forward through credits*
MUSIC: *dramatic pause*
DEMETER: *walks out* eep headlights!!! *hiss*
MUNKUSTRAP: are you blind when your born?
OTHER CATS: *sing similar lyrics and come on stage one by one* lets sing and dance together!!!
MUNKUSTRAP: dude, does that guy not know what a jellicle cat is?
PETER: OMFG dude, like everyone knows that, but we better explain it anyway...
CATS: we are jellicle cats, jellicle cats are us... look, the white one is dancing!
VICTORIA: extreeme feline flexibility!
MR. MISTOFFOLEES: dance with me!
VICTORIA: okay!
OTHER CATS: we want to dance too!
MUNKUSTRAP: you're all invited to the jellicle ball!
OTHER CATS: yay!
MUNKUSTRAP: thats when we choose a cat to go to cat heaven and be reincarnated and come back again...
OTHER CATS: ooh ahh
MUNKUSTRAP: i think we should send this fat one here. jennyanydotts!
JENNYANYDOTTS: i'm fat and i like to knit... and tap dance...
RUM TUM TUGGER: meow
OTHER CATS: he's so cool... kinda like Fonzy... but a cat...
RUM TUM TUGGER: and dont i know it!
ELECTRA: i think we should send him! coz he's so cool!!!!!
GRISABELLA: *waddle waddle* i'm old and ugly... please be my friend
OTHER CATS: poor dear... no dont touch her... turn away... yuck!
DEMETER: hey i know her...
BOMBALURINA: yer, that's Grisabella, the glamour cat!
DEMETER: she got ugly... poor thing...
BUSTOFER JONES: I am a rather fat socialite of a cat!
SOME RANDOM: I think we should send him to the heavyside layer!
*crash boom!*
DEMETER: OMFG MACAVITY!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
CATS: *run*
RUMPLETEAZER: *giggle*
MUNGOJERRY: we fooled them... he he he look at all this loot we stole... coz we're cat burglers... ha ha ha get it?
RUMPLETEAZER: and i'm wearing suspenders!
ASPARAGUS: we should send these guys!
OTHER CATS: *throw loot away*
MUNKUSTRAP: OMG is that our fat, bearded leader?
OTHER CATS: Yes!!! It's...
RUM TUM TUGGER: MOP MAN!!!
MUNKUSTRAP: It's Deauteronomy, fool!
DEAUTERONOMY: i cant even spell my own name! and i do look like a mop... now, dance y'all!
OTHER CATS: okay! *act out something random about dogs and crap*
DEAUTERONOMY: *claps*
*crash boom*
DEMETER!: OMFG MACAVITY!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
OTHER CATS: *run*
DEAUTERONOMY: *looks ominous*
MR MISTOFOLEES: oh yer... oh yer Mop Man, i like it.. ooh i like it...
DEAUTERONOMY: not now!
*slowly the cats emerge*
[insert long dance number here]
GRISABELLA: hey... no dont run away.... *tries to dance like them* damn it i'm too old... i cant do it anymore... i'm all washed up...
DEAUTERONOMY: damn she's sad.... and washed up.....
-*~INTERMISSION~*-
DEAUTARONOMY: the moments of happiness....
RANDOM CAT #2: i think we should send this guy!
GUS: hello. i am old and i used to be in the theatre...
JEMIMA: well i think we should send Skimble!
SKIMBLESHANKS: i'm a railway cat!!!
*crash boom!*
DEMETER: OMFG MACAVITY!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
OTHER CATS: we're not falling for that again...
MACAVITY: *leap* ha ha! magic powers so you can't stop me! minions, grap their leader!!! *leaves with Deauteronomy*
OTHER CATS: run! hide!
DEMETER: look, i'll sing a really long song about this guy now...
BOMBALURINA: i'll join you
DEMETER: vaudville style!
BOMBALURINA: hey, we should send Macavity to the heavyside!
DEMETER: you knw, actually we should probably stop singing and dancing and go find Deauteronomy...
OTHER CATS: we agree...
*Deauteronomy appears*
OTHER CATS: YAY!!! Thankyou for being so nice, evil Macavity man who is the big bad guy!
DEMETER: something is not right... *unmasks Deauteronomy*
OTHER CATS: OMFG YOU'RE MACAVITY!!!
CHRISTINE: past the point of no return...hey... something seems familiar here...
MUNKUSTRAP: I am big and manly and will fight Macavity!
*fight*
*Munkustrap loses*
MUNGOJERRY: DIE EVIL ONE!!! *get beaten up*
OTHER CATS: lets gang up on him!!!
MACAVITY: noooo eeeep.... ELECTROFIED!
CATS: AH!
*tis dark*
CATS: we have to find out leader ai...
RUM TUM TUGGER: oi, just ask my magician friend!
MR MISTOFOLEES: hullo... presto! *lights on*
CATS: ooh ahhh
MR MISTOFOLEES: *changes a kitten into Deauteronomy* heh heh heh... nothing sus that its infront of a giant pipe ai...
CATS: oooooooooooooooooh!
GRISABELLA: hey...
CATS: no.... uglyness..... must... hide.... faces
GRISABELLA: i remember when i was pretty, not like i am now. i'm all washed up and i have no friends....
JEMIMA: i understand...
DEMETER: me too.....
OTHER CATS: lets send her up! a new chance at life!!!
GRISABELLA: really? me? oooh silvery!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
*she is gone*
DEAUTERONOMY: and dont forget a cat is a cat and a dog is a dog.
OTHER CATS: yes... we know what he's talking about....
END CREDITS: we are exciting so you will watch!
ME: *fast forwards credits*
-ENDETH-
btw i am peeved as it is thursday and NO STARGATE!!!!! grrrrrrrrr
erm.... stuff that is cool.... Anne Rice... aetolia.... my life atm... red shoes.....
dude wtf is with this helicopter flying over our house ai... go away!!!!! yay tis gone..... and it's coming back.... i didnt grow those drugs i swear!!!! :P lol....
now another movcie in 15 minutes (which takes me about an hour to write btw... erm... cant think of one....) Cats!!!
*clears throught*
CATS
*credits before the movie because we know some people aren't going to watch until the end and we want the veiwer to see these people's names*
ME: *fast forward through credits*
MUSIC: *dramatic pause*
DEMETER: *walks out* eep headlights!!! *hiss*
MUNKUSTRAP: are you blind when your born?
OTHER CATS: *sing similar lyrics and come on stage one by one* lets sing and dance together!!!
MUNKUSTRAP: dude, does that guy not know what a jellicle cat is?
PETER: OMFG dude, like everyone knows that, but we better explain it anyway...
CATS: we are jellicle cats, jellicle cats are us... look, the white one is dancing!
VICTORIA: extreeme feline flexibility!
MR. MISTOFFOLEES: dance with me!
VICTORIA: okay!
OTHER CATS: we want to dance too!
MUNKUSTRAP: you're all invited to the jellicle ball!
OTHER CATS: yay!
MUNKUSTRAP: thats when we choose a cat to go to cat heaven and be reincarnated and come back again...
OTHER CATS: ooh ahh
MUNKUSTRAP: i think we should send this fat one here. jennyanydotts!
JENNYANYDOTTS: i'm fat and i like to knit... and tap dance...
RUM TUM TUGGER: meow
OTHER CATS: he's so cool... kinda like Fonzy... but a cat...
RUM TUM TUGGER: and dont i know it!
ELECTRA: i think we should send him! coz he's so cool!!!!!
GRISABELLA: *waddle waddle* i'm old and ugly... please be my friend
OTHER CATS: poor dear... no dont touch her... turn away... yuck!
DEMETER: hey i know her...
BOMBALURINA: yer, that's Grisabella, the glamour cat!
DEMETER: she got ugly... poor thing...
BUSTOFER JONES: I am a rather fat socialite of a cat!
SOME RANDOM: I think we should send him to the heavyside layer!
*crash boom!*
DEMETER: OMFG MACAVITY!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
CATS: *run*
RUMPLETEAZER: *giggle*
MUNGOJERRY: we fooled them... he he he look at all this loot we stole... coz we're cat burglers... ha ha ha get it?
RUMPLETEAZER: and i'm wearing suspenders!
ASPARAGUS: we should send these guys!
OTHER CATS: *throw loot away*
MUNKUSTRAP: OMG is that our fat, bearded leader?
OTHER CATS: Yes!!! It's...
RUM TUM TUGGER: MOP MAN!!!
MUNKUSTRAP: It's Deauteronomy, fool!
DEAUTERONOMY: i cant even spell my own name! and i do look like a mop... now, dance y'all!
OTHER CATS: okay! *act out something random about dogs and crap*
DEAUTERONOMY: *claps*
*crash boom*
DEMETER!: OMFG MACAVITY!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
OTHER CATS: *run*
DEAUTERONOMY: *looks ominous*
MR MISTOFOLEES: oh yer... oh yer Mop Man, i like it.. ooh i like it...
DEAUTERONOMY: not now!
*slowly the cats emerge*
[insert long dance number here]
GRISABELLA: hey... no dont run away.... *tries to dance like them* damn it i'm too old... i cant do it anymore... i'm all washed up...
DEAUTERONOMY: damn she's sad.... and washed up.....
-*~INTERMISSION~*-
DEAUTARONOMY: the moments of happiness....
RANDOM CAT #2: i think we should send this guy!
GUS: hello. i am old and i used to be in the theatre...
JEMIMA: well i think we should send Skimble!
SKIMBLESHANKS: i'm a railway cat!!!
*crash boom!*
DEMETER: OMFG MACAVITY!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
OTHER CATS: we're not falling for that again...
MACAVITY: *leap* ha ha! magic powers so you can't stop me! minions, grap their leader!!! *leaves with Deauteronomy*
OTHER CATS: run! hide!
DEMETER: look, i'll sing a really long song about this guy now...
BOMBALURINA: i'll join you
DEMETER: vaudville style!
BOMBALURINA: hey, we should send Macavity to the heavyside!
DEMETER: you knw, actually we should probably stop singing and dancing and go find Deauteronomy...
OTHER CATS: we agree...
*Deauteronomy appears*
OTHER CATS: YAY!!! Thankyou for being so nice, evil Macavity man who is the big bad guy!
DEMETER: something is not right... *unmasks Deauteronomy*
OTHER CATS: OMFG YOU'RE MACAVITY!!!
CHRISTINE: past the point of no return...hey... something seems familiar here...
MUNKUSTRAP: I am big and manly and will fight Macavity!
*fight*
*Munkustrap loses*
MUNGOJERRY: DIE EVIL ONE!!! *get beaten up*
OTHER CATS: lets gang up on him!!!
MACAVITY: noooo eeeep.... ELECTROFIED!
CATS: AH!
*tis dark*
CATS: we have to find out leader ai...
RUM TUM TUGGER: oi, just ask my magician friend!
MR MISTOFOLEES: hullo... presto! *lights on*
CATS: ooh ahhh
MR MISTOFOLEES: *changes a kitten into Deauteronomy* heh heh heh... nothing sus that its infront of a giant pipe ai...
CATS: oooooooooooooooooh!
GRISABELLA: hey...
CATS: no.... uglyness..... must... hide.... faces
GRISABELLA: i remember when i was pretty, not like i am now. i'm all washed up and i have no friends....
JEMIMA: i understand...
DEMETER: me too.....
OTHER CATS: lets send her up! a new chance at life!!!
GRISABELLA: really? me? oooh silvery!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
*she is gone*
DEAUTERONOMY: and dont forget a cat is a cat and a dog is a dog.
OTHER CATS: yes... we know what he's talking about....
END CREDITS: we are exciting so you will watch!
ME: *fast forwards credits*
-ENDETH-
btw i am peeved as it is thursday and NO STARGATE!!!!! grrrrrrrrr