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coolies to tha max.... and i no i am totally stealing this from cloedina i cant spell... i'll fix it later... i want one! so here i go, my first ever movie in 15 mins... sick humor on my part... nice choice too... Chicago!
Some Random Eye
Camera zooms in
Music: wa wa waaaaaaa wa wa wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaa...
Onyx Club
Camera flits around croud, and ends up backstage
RANDOM GUY SMOKING CIGAR: Shit wtf are the Kelly sisters?
Outside
Right on cue, Velma gets out of a taxi, and almost falls over walking up the path
Back inside again
RANDOM GUY SMOKING CIGAR: Shit wtf is Veronica?
VELMA:*shrugs*
On Stage
VELMA: *starts singing all that jazz*
ROXIE: *jaw hangs open* i look like a total dipshit
FRED: Ooh you're hot *grabs Roxie's arse*
VELMA: All i do is sing here...
In Roxie's house
ROXIE: Ooh Fred
FRED: Ooh Roxie
ROXIE: Ooh Fred
FRED: *For some reason gets up and goes to the bathroom, where we can seee him scratching his butt in the mirror. Nice*
ROXIE: Blah blah blah i wanna be a popstar!
FRED: Huh no, not going to happen
ROXIE: What? What about that guy you said you told about me obviously not just to get into my pants coz i'm a thin stupid blonde chick!
FRED: I lied. There is no guy. I only said that just to get into you pants coz you a thin stupid blonde chick. *pushes her into corner rather roughly*
ROXIE: I'm so dumb I'm actually upset that you lied to me, as i am the one cheating on my husband here, so i'm going to shoot you.
*bang bang* record convieniently finishes.
ROXIE: *stares at self in mirror*
PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE BEFORE: Hey, thats her diary over there!
Later
AMUS: Roxie is so sweet she'd never hurt a fly.
ROXIE: *shies in corner*
CORONER: oooh my big line... name of deseased, Fred Casley.
AMUS: Hey i knew him! Roxie, you've been cheating on me!
ROXIE: Dobber! Disloyal Husband! Stupid thing to say coz I've been cheating on you! *gets arrested*
In Jail!
MAMA: Hi... look, i'm Queen Latifa... oooh!
ROXIE: *daydreams about Queen Latifa in gold UNflattering dress pulling a scarf out of her cleavage*
MAMA: *walks away with Roxie, talking about her new cell in a rather happy and black way* (not ment to be racist there), strokes her hair*
ROXIE: *Gets locked inside cell and starts to cry*
AUDIENCE: Aw, poor dearie.
ME: Oh, i'm suppost to feel sorry for you now...
ROXIE: *Dreams of six women in skimpy outfits dancing infront of her*
Laundromat
WOMEN: Ironing and washin thats all we do!
ROXIE: ooh Velma's underwear! *steals*
Outside Mama's Office Thingo
ROXIE: Fresh towels for the can.
Sees Mama and Velma talking. Velma leaves, and Roxie runs to catch her, not changing the towels in the end.
GUARD: I dont notice that she's come out of there with neatly folded towels...
ROXIE: Hi Velma, i've got your underwear look!
VELMA: Uh.... huh.... *takes underwear*
ROXIE: Blah blah blah i admire you so much Velma
VELMA: wtf! *stalks away*
MAMA: Oh, Roxie, come here!
ROXIE: *goes*
MAMA: Now, i need to introduce Richard Gere so here i go.
ROXIE: *daydreams about Richard Gere and many almost naked women dancing around*
Billy Flinn's Office
AMUS: I couldn't get all the money, Mr Flinn
BILLY: WHAT! tch, go away, poor bastard
AMUS: *gets up to leave*
BILLY: But then my part in this movie would be waaaaaay too short. Heck, i'll do it.
AMUS: Woot
In Jail
BILLY: You need to get your story straight
ROXIE: But i cant remember it, I'm to busy daydreaming about half naked women!
BILLY: um..... okay..... i'll just talk for you then.
ROXIE: *Thinks about Velma*
Inside Jail Cell
ME: does no one else find it odd that she has so much damn stuff in one jail cell?
ROXIE: Look, tis my diary again, appearing!!!
VELMA: Hey, Polly-Anna! You're dumb, I'll try to ruin your life now so i can be famous again. It isnt obvious I'm setting you up!
Press Conference
ROXIE: *grins stupidly for the cameras*
BILLY: Look at me go! I know everything about your life!
ROXIE: *daydreams about being a dummy and billy her vantrilaquoist* hmmm kinky...
The world is going crazy! Everyone loves Roxie! Her name is in the papers everywhere!!!
ROXIE: *feels proud*
VELMA: *has a cry coz shes not famous anymore*
AMUS: *has a cry coz he's all alone*
BILLY: oooh money money money
MAMA: OMFG I'm BLONDE!
LUCY LUI: guest star appearance! guess what! HALF NAKED!!!
ROXIE: *Drools*
BILLY & PRESS: WE dont care about you anymore, ROXIE!!!
VELMA: HA HA
ROXIE: No.... *quick thinking... suprising coz shes so damn dumb* FAKE BABY!
PRESS AND BILLY: OMFG!!!!
AMUS: *cries*
In court
ROXIE: I can't remember the story coz I'm dumb!
BILLY: erm.... *cough*
ROXIE: *fake cries*
BILLY: I'll just tell it for you then!
ROXIE: Wild!
BILLY: Wild!
ROXIE: Wild!
Amus comes up onto stand and doesnt even help the story along
Velma appears
ROXIE: *Suprised*
AUDIENCE: *Suprised*
ME: *Not Suprised*
VELMA: *drops a bombshell*
BILLY: *Does a metaphorical tap dance while doing a real tap dance.... wow*
Outside
RANDOM: Roxie is Innocent!!!
*bang bang*
Random who looks alot like Roxie but not Rene Zellwiger gets arrested.
At Audition
ROXIE: I think i can sing, but really i cant!
MEN: *run away*
VELMA: Double act me! You look good in a leotard and i can actually sing!
ROXIE: hmmm... okies!
On Stage
VELMA: Sex appeal!
ROXIE: I have lipstick on my teeth.... now its gone
VELMA: Go my dancing!
ROXIE: Dancing? what is this word???
MAMA: Look! I'm wearing a suit!
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