throwing up vomit beans
hello my little nuggets.
i am at my crib rite now and i am the only one up and i hate my house when im the only one up at night. ugh its so scary. but im eatin some good sushi so its all pimp.
yesterday i chilled wit the mollie monster and nicholas ranahanie. we walked around da fillmo 4 a bit and visited sum puppies at pets unlimited and O BOY they r soooo cute. i fell in luv wit a little pup named Napolean. hehe. soooo damn cute. then we walked to union. then we walked 2 chestnut. then we WALKED SUM FREAKIN MORE to the marina. and just sat n talked 4 lyk an hour. then we walked back 2 chestnut where me and mollie monster got picked up by her bro after waitin for no joke lyk 90 minutes. he got really lost hehe. and we chilled lyk villains wit her pup lola 4 a really long time. i am freakin in luv wit that dog. it has so much energy imagine lyk a realllly fast horse on speed and crack times 10 and that is how fast this dog can run. and it jumps lyk 50 feet in the air and licks u and lets u play catch with her (as in throw the dog) and bites u and OMG i want it so bad. i played wit her 4 lyk 50 hours. and we ate a whole pizza and i ate a whole box of her cookies. and we talked 2 weird gangstas on da internet.
today i babysat my lil peanut baby again. hes really cute and really easy and i get PAID 4 IT! then i hung out wit the parismasta aka paris. we were gonna c cinderella story but i got 2 her house lyk 10 mintues b4 it stared and we went 2 starbucks then were lyk lets RENT A MOVIE! so we rented a perfect score. and HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH we got these HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH........"jellybeans" at Hollywood vid that were lyk i dunno harry potter shit or somethin and they had lyk booger, and vomit, and ear wax, and dirt, earthworm, grass, black pepper, spaghetti, spinach, lyk all thses disgustin flavors and we bought them thinking it would b funny cuz it'd b lyk a joke. lyk they'de really b chocolate or somethin. and OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA LMAO!!!
they fuckin were the nastiest ass fuckin pieces of shit ive ever had in my entire fuckin ass lifetime. and im not kidding u when i say they actually tasted lyk wat they said they were. lyk dirt fuckin tasted lyk dirt!!! im not kidding. lyk dog shit dirt. and the spaghetti 1 tasted lyk meatballs and the vomit and booger ones just tasted lyk the fuckin nastiest things u've never eaten. and black pepper EWWW!! omg, ide just bite into it and gag and spit it out. and paris would eat it then lyk throw up. but we ate lyk half of them! OOOOMMMMGGG!!! it was fuckin hilarious. we just sat there lyk eating them and gagging. god i cant even think about it now without gettin sick. we always find really strange ways to entertain ourselves. hehe. it was so funny im laughing so hard right now i cant even type so BYE BYE!
call me this week or whenever cuz im FINALY NOT SICK AS A DOG ANYMORE!!! YAYYYY!!!
ok luv u guys!!
~Emily
i am at my crib rite now and i am the only one up and i hate my house when im the only one up at night. ugh its so scary. but im eatin some good sushi so its all pimp.
yesterday i chilled wit the mollie monster and nicholas ranahanie. we walked around da fillmo 4 a bit and visited sum puppies at pets unlimited and O BOY they r soooo cute. i fell in luv wit a little pup named Napolean. hehe. soooo damn cute. then we walked to union. then we walked 2 chestnut. then we WALKED SUM FREAKIN MORE to the marina. and just sat n talked 4 lyk an hour. then we walked back 2 chestnut where me and mollie monster got picked up by her bro after waitin for no joke lyk 90 minutes. he got really lost hehe. and we chilled lyk villains wit her pup lola 4 a really long time. i am freakin in luv wit that dog. it has so much energy imagine lyk a realllly fast horse on speed and crack times 10 and that is how fast this dog can run. and it jumps lyk 50 feet in the air and licks u and lets u play catch with her (as in throw the dog) and bites u and OMG i want it so bad. i played wit her 4 lyk 50 hours. and we ate a whole pizza and i ate a whole box of her cookies. and we talked 2 weird gangstas on da internet.
today i babysat my lil peanut baby again. hes really cute and really easy and i get PAID 4 IT! then i hung out wit the parismasta aka paris. we were gonna c cinderella story but i got 2 her house lyk 10 mintues b4 it stared and we went 2 starbucks then were lyk lets RENT A MOVIE! so we rented a perfect score. and HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH we got these HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH........"jellybeans" at Hollywood vid that were lyk i dunno harry potter shit or somethin and they had lyk booger, and vomit, and ear wax, and dirt, earthworm, grass, black pepper, spaghetti, spinach, lyk all thses disgustin flavors and we bought them thinking it would b funny cuz it'd b lyk a joke. lyk they'de really b chocolate or somethin. and OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA LMAO!!!
they fuckin were the nastiest ass fuckin pieces of shit ive ever had in my entire fuckin ass lifetime. and im not kidding u when i say they actually tasted lyk wat they said they were. lyk dirt fuckin tasted lyk dirt!!! im not kidding. lyk dog shit dirt. and the spaghetti 1 tasted lyk meatballs and the vomit and booger ones just tasted lyk the fuckin nastiest things u've never eaten. and black pepper EWWW!! omg, ide just bite into it and gag and spit it out. and paris would eat it then lyk throw up. but we ate lyk half of them! OOOOMMMMGGG!!! it was fuckin hilarious. we just sat there lyk eating them and gagging. god i cant even think about it now without gettin sick. we always find really strange ways to entertain ourselves. hehe. it was so funny im laughing so hard right now i cant even type so BYE BYE!
call me this week or whenever cuz im FINALY NOT SICK AS A DOG ANYMORE!!! YAYYYY!!!
ok luv u guys!!
~Emily