Your Daily LOL
From poster metal=bird, at Jezebel:
"Whether Two and a Half Men is canceled, halted, or otherwise due to Sheen, would anyone really notice if they just kept playing reruns over and over? I mean, my knowledge of the show is limited to a select few episodes, but isn't every episode exactly the same? It's truly miraculous the show has gone on as long as it has.
CHARLIE (to a busty brunette): We've been sleeping together for a week, and I've finally learned your name! Am I actually capable of a real romantic attachment? [Busty blank-faced blonde walks by]. Oh, wait, never mind! [Canned laughter.]
ALAN: I'm awkward and unlikable and I'll never find a fulfilling relationship and a sex life or have any money because of child support and my brother blah blah drunken womanizer blah blah my son is stupid. [Canned laughter].
HALF MAN: Hah hah, TV something something gas something pizza! I'm not going to do my homework because Uncle Charlie said blah blah something something! [Canned laughter].
There you go, you have just experienced the entire series. I have saved you a half hour of your daily life that you can now devote to a new hobby, and you have saved the money you may have otherwise decided to spend on the DVD set that probably would have aided Sheen in obtaining illicit substances anyway."
"Whether Two and a Half Men is canceled, halted, or otherwise due to Sheen, would anyone really notice if they just kept playing reruns over and over? I mean, my knowledge of the show is limited to a select few episodes, but isn't every episode exactly the same? It's truly miraculous the show has gone on as long as it has.
CHARLIE (to a busty brunette): We've been sleeping together for a week, and I've finally learned your name! Am I actually capable of a real romantic attachment? [Busty blank-faced blonde walks by]. Oh, wait, never mind! [Canned laughter.]
ALAN: I'm awkward and unlikable and I'll never find a fulfilling relationship and a sex life or have any money because of child support and my brother blah blah drunken womanizer blah blah my son is stupid. [Canned laughter].
HALF MAN: Hah hah, TV something something gas something pizza! I'm not going to do my homework because Uncle Charlie said blah blah something something! [Canned laughter].
There you go, you have just experienced the entire series. I have saved you a half hour of your daily life that you can now devote to a new hobby, and you have saved the money you may have otherwise decided to spend on the DVD set that probably would have aided Sheen in obtaining illicit substances anyway."