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I'm fucking knackered. My feet don't seem to have touched the ground during the last few weeks. We took Eve to my cousin's daughter's birthday party, where she was one of eight little girls - Debs informed me at said event that she was perfectly happy to help prepare Eve's birthday party, but that once people start to arrive, she's going to her room and not coming out again until the little shrieking harpies have gone.
My uncle created a murder mystery for my cousin's sixteenth birthday. It was me. I shoved one guy off a train platform and stabbed another in the back. Apparently Eve thoroughly enjoyed helping to create that murder scene. Tip: if you're ever at a murder mystery with me, I'm a good bet. I've been the murderer every time so far. Maybe there's something in that. My mother looked absolutely ridiculous in her costume, it was brilliant.
I left a video encoding when I went to bed on Saturday night, and by the time I got up in the morning, I'd completely forgotten about it. I turned on my monitor and bam, Sabin's ass all over my screen. Best possible start to mother's day. And I've just remembered I have posh chocolates from my little girl, with which I am now going to stuff my face.
My uncle created a murder mystery for my cousin's sixteenth birthday. It was me. I shoved one guy off a train platform and stabbed another in the back. Apparently Eve thoroughly enjoyed helping to create that murder scene. Tip: if you're ever at a murder mystery with me, I'm a good bet. I've been the murderer every time so far. Maybe there's something in that. My mother looked absolutely ridiculous in her costume, it was brilliant.
I left a video encoding when I went to bed on Saturday night, and by the time I got up in the morning, I'd completely forgotten about it. I turned on my monitor and bam, Sabin's ass all over my screen. Best possible start to mother's day. And I've just remembered I have posh chocolates from my little girl, with which I am now going to stuff my face.