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Can someone explain to me exactly how I managed to forget Sabin saying he'd recognise Shelley's panting anywhere? I know I saw it, because I remember what came immediately after it, but somehow that little detail vacated my brain. You'd think I'd have fixated on that for, like, ever
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Let's be fair, you probably deserved it. Kaitie called me a fucken bitch because I wouldn't let her try to GTS the kid downstairs, so don't feel bad.
Jay Briscoe was just on his twitter whining about how him and his wife were having another girl. I don't know how she manages not to beat him on a daily basis sometimes.
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Well, she wouldn't get out of bed, so I told her I was going to bathroom, and if she was still in bed when I came back, I was going to lick her. While I was still in the bathroom, this little, angelic voice outside the door muttered, "You motherfucker..." I was highly amused and the child was out of bed, I call that a win!
I don't know how anybody manages not to beat Jay Briscoe on a daily basis, bless his backward heart.
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Definitely a win. Any time you get a kid out of bed and to school without either one of you mortally wounded, counts as a win in my book.
I would have killed him by now, I'm sure of it. Maybe he's really good in bed -it's the only reason I can think of as to why he's still breathing.
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Once she's out of bed she's okay, she loves going to school. The day before I got her out of bed by pointing out that Auntie Debs was still in bed, and if she got up straight away she could go and pull the blankets off Auntie Debs like Auntie Debs does to her. She was up like a shot.
Come on, now - can you really see Jay Briscoe being good in bed? Frankly, I'd be impressed if he could take his pants off by himself.
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