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I miss Planet Jarrett. I miss the Canadian danger sense. I miss opening videos which warn viewers of impending unnecessary roughness. I miss Christmas trees made of barbed wire, and competitors losing by pissing themselves. I miss thong-clad idiots lecturing people from atop tables, and I miss John, Paul, George and Stingo.
Some people complain that wrestling's too stupid. Those people are morons.
I also miss yellow pants which make the wearer look as though he's made of junk, but that's for entirely different reasons.
Some people complain that wrestling's too stupid. Those people are morons.
I also miss yellow pants which make the wearer look as though he's made of junk, but that's for entirely different reasons.