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[ When the camera feed flicks on, it reveals one (1) Neku Sakuraba squinting down at the screen, his Growlithe flopped belly-up across his lap and waiting ( impatiently ) for tummy rubs. It's obvious from Neku's slightly disheveled appearance and Growlithe's happy panting that the two have been training for most of the afternoon. Looks like someone

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... the hell's a Sea Rabbit?

[ And where does he get one? :|a Man-eating rodent? That's more like it. ]

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(( OOC: ... oh sweet jesus LMFAO. ))

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[ Neku's consulting his map, attempting to figure out where Drum Island is so that he can stay the hell away from it. ]

... I don't see a placed called "Drum Island" on the map. [ Cue suspicion. ] ... is this some kind of weird practical joke?

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... Oh. [ derp derp he feels like a moron ] Good.

The last thing this place needs is sea monsters and man-eating sheep.

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... Yeah, yeah, I'll make sure the sheep gets healthy doses of r-e-s-p-e-c-t.

[ Snort. ] Pretty sure it grows up to be a giraffe, though.

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... a duck?

[ ... brb, trying to imagine someone fighting a battle with a duck. ]

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. . .

Not sure "interesting" is the first word people'd use to describe being attacked by a sea monster or a man-eating something.

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Wait, you're a pira --

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[ Neku's query is cut short when the sight of the "duck" fills the screen, and... well, he goes silent for a moment. :|a ]

... You better check your badass meter. I think it might be off.