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Dear diary, today i met BoysII Men at the airport during my first shift. I asked them if they thought they were men yet, and said that they better fuckin play MoTown Philly. I didnt get their autographs but the 2 girls i work with did. During the 2nd late shift i decided to leave work early and since i couldn't get a hold of anyone zoomed down to a not very crowded darwins bar to have a beer by my self. Melina the tender gave me a beer for free and them gave me these orange liquer soaked strawberrys which tasted of delight and fucked me up like super. I looked out the window of the bar and it was snowing strawberries. Make it strawberries and mustaches! A neat god damn concept. Every day i walk 8 miles. This is health as fuck and i feel good about it. Tuesday starts a new 13 day period.