Happy Birthday, Ryo-chan~
I BET YOU ALL THOUGHT I FORGOT, DIDN'T YOU? D:
Yeah, I'm late in Japanese time, but it's still the third here so NYAH. XP
Ryo, my baby, I love you. ♥ I love you with all my cold little black heart and hope you're getting laid somethin' good tonight. I wish I could've sent you the porn in time, but alas, it was not to be. Maybe next year. :D And then you can jack off to about 10 gigs more porn than planned for this year, because we all know how much of it Phil collects on a daily basis. And you'll still get flavoured condoms. Maybe I'll toss in a sekushii leather get-up for you to seduce Uchi and Jin in. Prease to make sure to show that outfit to the stylists so they can make you wear it during all future public appearances.
I hope you are very enjoying your special day, my ex-hubby. *chus~*
PS: Don't work yourself to the point of exhaustion, okay? You won't get any if you're passed out in the hospital. ♥
Anyway. Yeah. XD
On a completely unrelated note, this is... an interesting post. o.o She might be exaggerating, but... hm. Kinda makes me rethink my choice about moving to Japan. :\