"Hey Elyse, where'd you get that unsightly abrasion on your ass?"
"Well, I was balancing on a velour-covered eraser-shaped plywood prism precariously propped on a tripod inside this velour-lined plywood box. I was gripping my shanzhai Gucci handbag under my baby oil-slathered arm whilst attempting to support my weight on one foot without
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"Help me, anyone! They gave me this haircut and won't let me leave!"
"If that bitch thinks that haircut isn't slammin', she's wrong"
"Where's my minitripod?"
"I left sex-slavery for this? I was queen over there!"
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i swear i've seen her in one of your previous pictures. Have you worked together before?
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