Monday Sucks. Memeday is better
Gaffled from ozmakatiebell who I must declare my undying love for as she posts funny politics and is my new meme enabler when I want to procrastinate.
Make a list of twelve of your favorite HP characters in no particular order. Once you've made your list, click the cut to see the questions. But make your list first, or you might be tempted to cheat! :D
1. Albus Dumbledore
2. Fred Weasley
3. George Weasley
4. Harry Potter
5. Ronald Weasley
6. Luna Lovegood
7. Minverva McGonagall
8. Nymphadora Tonks
9. Severus Snape
10. Neville Longbottom
11. Hermione Granger
12. Ginny Weasley
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (George) het?
Everyone on my f-list should read George/Luna. I mean, they're freaking cannon!
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Neville)?
I'm sure msmoocow spends her days drawing little hearts on her papers that read Jaymee Longbottom. Because, you know, she loves big butts and she cannot lie.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Fred/Harry/Ron. Slashcest threesome FTW. I'm guessing this is mari4212's guilty pleasure. (I can already see her turning red).
16) What might Ten (Neville) scream at a moment of great passion?
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Tonks), what song would you choose?
Girl's just wanna have fun!
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Dumbledore/Luna/Ginny. Oh gawd, I need to scrub my brain... I think the warning is "Abandon all hope ye who enter!"
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Neville to Fred: "I've got a great trick wand to show you."
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Ron)?
The last time I read Midnight Confessions. Or anything by thetreacletart.
21) What is Six's (Luna) super-sekrit kink?
There's a reason she's obsessed with the Crumple-Horned Snorkack...
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hermione would have to be pretttttty plastered to shag Snape. Especially since he's dead, which is creepier.
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
(McGonnagal/George). Dude, McGonnagal is Head of House for a reason.
24) "One and Nine (Dumbledore/Snape) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (Snape/Harry). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Dumbledore/Hermione) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Dumbledore/Ginny), then follows the wise advice of Five (Ron) and finds true love with Three (Dumbledore/George)." What title would you give this fic?
Age ain't nuthin' but a numbah
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
McGonnagal/Tonks. Animagi and Metamorphs. Oh the possibilities...
Wow, this meme kinda made me a little squicky. Maybe porn and Potter don't go together so well...
In other news, vote for Obama because Dwarves are for McCain.
Sorry, I really shouldn't push my Socialist views on any of you. Just make sure you vote.
Make a list of twelve of your favorite HP characters in no particular order. Once you've made your list, click the cut to see the questions. But make your list first, or you might be tempted to cheat! :D
1. Albus Dumbledore
2. Fred Weasley
3. George Weasley
4. Harry Potter
5. Ronald Weasley
6. Luna Lovegood
7. Minverva McGonagall
8. Nymphadora Tonks
9. Severus Snape
10. Neville Longbottom
11. Hermione Granger
12. Ginny Weasley
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (George) het?
Everyone on my f-list should read George/Luna. I mean, they're freaking cannon!
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Neville)?
I'm sure msmoocow spends her days drawing little hearts on her papers that read Jaymee Longbottom. Because, you know, she loves big butts and she cannot lie.
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Fred/Harry/Ron. Slashcest threesome FTW. I'm guessing this is mari4212's guilty pleasure. (I can already see her turning red).
16) What might Ten (Neville) scream at a moment of great passion?
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Tonks), what song would you choose?
Girl's just wanna have fun!
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Dumbledore/Luna/Ginny. Oh gawd, I need to scrub my brain... I think the warning is "Abandon all hope ye who enter!"
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Neville to Fred: "I've got a great trick wand to show you."
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Ron)?
The last time I read Midnight Confessions. Or anything by thetreacletart.
21) What is Six's (Luna) super-sekrit kink?
There's a reason she's obsessed with the Crumple-Horned Snorkack...
22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hermione would have to be pretttttty plastered to shag Snape. Especially since he's dead, which is creepier.
23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
(McGonnagal/George). Dude, McGonnagal is Head of House for a reason.
24) "One and Nine (Dumbledore/Snape) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (Snape/Harry). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Dumbledore/Hermione) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Dumbledore/Ginny), then follows the wise advice of Five (Ron) and finds true love with Three (Dumbledore/George)." What title would you give this fic?
Age ain't nuthin' but a numbah
25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
McGonnagal/Tonks. Animagi and Metamorphs. Oh the possibilities...
Wow, this meme kinda made me a little squicky. Maybe porn and Potter don't go together so well...
In other news, vote for Obama because Dwarves are for McCain.
Sorry, I really shouldn't push my Socialist views on any of you. Just make sure you vote.