Intriguing Drunk Survey...
1. Peed on yourself?
only when i laugh really really hard
2. Peed somewhere that's not the toilet or outside?
nah
3. Been kicked out of a bar for being too rowdy?
no, but it wou;dn't surprise me if it happened at some point
4. Woken up and didn't know where you were?
not really, have been confused though cuz there have been times when i've passed out at plasses that i didn't plan on passing out at
5. Woken up and didn't know who was laying beside you?
no, but there have been times when i've been confused cuz i had forgotten that someone else was in my bed or whatever
6. Passed out in a field?
nope, surprising though since i go to farm school
7. Fell asleep on the toilet?
no, but i've come close
8. Had someone take care of you?
of course, someone needs to hold my hair back when i vomit, which isn't very often
9. Taken care of somebody else?
no, i tend to pass out so i get out of those duties
10. Gotten alcohol poisoning?
not that im aware of
11. Thrown up on yourself or somebody else?
not on myself since i was little and i haven't puked on anyone else in like 2 years
12. Gotten naked and danced on a table?
fuck no, even drunk im still self conscious
13. Gotten a DUI/DWI?
no way, i haven't driven after drinking since i was with andrew and he lived a mile away from my house
14. Cheated on a bf/gf?
yeah, i have
15. Won at beer pong?
oh yeah, chris and i go through streaks of being awesome
16. Broken anything over your head?
i don't think so
17. Gotten arrested?
nothing close *knocks on wood*
18. Threw up more then 10 times in a single night?
yeah, damn you absolute mandarin!
19. Told yourself you would never drink again, but then did anyway?
prolly but anyone that knows me knows that's a lie
20. Had sex with somebody, and then didn't remember the next day?
yeah prolly, in my wild days
21. Gone swimming?
does a hot tub count?
22. Had to go into work?
haha yes, being drunk at work was my summer last year
23. Done a keg stand?
yes i have
24. Passed out in a room full of people?
yeah, but not for very long, im usually woken up shortly after passing out
25. Passed out in a bar?
nah, im usually way silly before i get anywhere close to passing out and i always know when im getting near that point
26. Done something you didn't remember, and then had embarrassing photos revealed later?
oh man, christmas at adam's freshmen year, there are some good pictures from that
27. Broken any bones?
my mom threw a shoe at me and shattered my pinky after i'd come in way late and been drinking( i was only 17 at the time, haha)
28. Yelled random profanities at somebody?
who hasn't
29. Trashed somebody's house?
no, cuz i'd hate it if someone trashed my house so i'd never do it to anybody else
Moral of the story: I can be an amusing drunk but im normally just an average one...
only when i laugh really really hard
2. Peed somewhere that's not the toilet or outside?
nah
3. Been kicked out of a bar for being too rowdy?
no, but it wou;dn't surprise me if it happened at some point
4. Woken up and didn't know where you were?
not really, have been confused though cuz there have been times when i've passed out at plasses that i didn't plan on passing out at
5. Woken up and didn't know who was laying beside you?
no, but there have been times when i've been confused cuz i had forgotten that someone else was in my bed or whatever
6. Passed out in a field?
nope, surprising though since i go to farm school
7. Fell asleep on the toilet?
no, but i've come close
8. Had someone take care of you?
of course, someone needs to hold my hair back when i vomit, which isn't very often
9. Taken care of somebody else?
no, i tend to pass out so i get out of those duties
10. Gotten alcohol poisoning?
not that im aware of
11. Thrown up on yourself or somebody else?
not on myself since i was little and i haven't puked on anyone else in like 2 years
12. Gotten naked and danced on a table?
fuck no, even drunk im still self conscious
13. Gotten a DUI/DWI?
no way, i haven't driven after drinking since i was with andrew and he lived a mile away from my house
14. Cheated on a bf/gf?
yeah, i have
15. Won at beer pong?
oh yeah, chris and i go through streaks of being awesome
16. Broken anything over your head?
i don't think so
17. Gotten arrested?
nothing close *knocks on wood*
18. Threw up more then 10 times in a single night?
yeah, damn you absolute mandarin!
19. Told yourself you would never drink again, but then did anyway?
prolly but anyone that knows me knows that's a lie
20. Had sex with somebody, and then didn't remember the next day?
yeah prolly, in my wild days
21. Gone swimming?
does a hot tub count?
22. Had to go into work?
haha yes, being drunk at work was my summer last year
23. Done a keg stand?
yes i have
24. Passed out in a room full of people?
yeah, but not for very long, im usually woken up shortly after passing out
25. Passed out in a bar?
nah, im usually way silly before i get anywhere close to passing out and i always know when im getting near that point
26. Done something you didn't remember, and then had embarrassing photos revealed later?
oh man, christmas at adam's freshmen year, there are some good pictures from that
27. Broken any bones?
my mom threw a shoe at me and shattered my pinky after i'd come in way late and been drinking( i was only 17 at the time, haha)
28. Yelled random profanities at somebody?
who hasn't
29. Trashed somebody's house?
no, cuz i'd hate it if someone trashed my house so i'd never do it to anybody else
Moral of the story: I can be an amusing drunk but im normally just an average one...