Oi
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!
So, I probably won't ever get round to wishing you all a merry Christmas nearer to the 25th, so I'll do it now.
I hope you guys have a bloody marvellous day, even if:
a) You have to come home after all the parties to an empty house/flat (although hopefully you'll be too drunk to let it get to yeh)
b) You have family shite to deal with
I'll think of you all, underneath the Christmas tree, opening up your lovely brightly wrapped presents, faces lit up with infantile joy, ripping apart the colourful packaging, pulling out what can only be that gorgeous sparkly DISCO DIVA top you wanted... only to find it's actually a pair of woolly ski socks from your dear old gran.
Dear, dear gran, who still hasn't realized that you've blossomed into a stunning, healthy young woman, and have outgrown your woolly ski sock fetish. I'll think of you when I
JESUS! What the fuck am I going ON about?
Okay, please, this Christmas, pray for my mental health, because I am seriously questionning my psychological state here.
*reads what she just wrote*
Jesus...
So, I probably won't ever get round to wishing you all a merry Christmas nearer to the 25th, so I'll do it now.
I hope you guys have a bloody marvellous day, even if:
a) You have to come home after all the parties to an empty house/flat (although hopefully you'll be too drunk to let it get to yeh)
b) You have family shite to deal with
I'll think of you all, underneath the Christmas tree, opening up your lovely brightly wrapped presents, faces lit up with infantile joy, ripping apart the colourful packaging, pulling out what can only be that gorgeous sparkly DISCO DIVA top you wanted... only to find it's actually a pair of woolly ski socks from your dear old gran.
Dear, dear gran, who still hasn't realized that you've blossomed into a stunning, healthy young woman, and have outgrown your woolly ski sock fetish. I'll think of you when I
JESUS! What the fuck am I going ON about?
Okay, please, this Christmas, pray for my mental health, because I am seriously questionning my psychological state here.
*reads what she just wrote*
Jesus...