Why would you send me a picture of your boob?
My sister sent me a picture of a pale round flesh object with a pink puckered area. The picture was transmitted via phone and was small and blurry. I was very confused as to why she would send me a picture of her nipple. Turns out it was just a picture of the staph infection on her asscheek. I'm not sure if that's any better, but I am amused!
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My boss is going crazy sauce. Apparently I've inadvertantly and figuratively "slapped her in the face." The crime? I left dirt in a cart that hasn't appeared to have been used in weeks. Also I didn't finish cleaning the last 3 trays of plants on the table so that was also "just a slap in the face" and further more...that soil on the floor? The result of my cleaning all the excess soil out of the trays that she politely told me to remove (ie bitched behind my back excessively for not doing it before she even asked. Well that was also a "slap in the face." Oh the outrage! So for failing to read my boss's mind I have successfully administered three figurative slaps to her face. Ah! Would that they were literal.
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My boss is going crazy sauce. Apparently I've inadvertantly and figuratively "slapped her in the face." The crime? I left dirt in a cart that hasn't appeared to have been used in weeks. Also I didn't finish cleaning the last 3 trays of plants on the table so that was also "just a slap in the face" and further more...that soil on the floor? The result of my cleaning all the excess soil out of the trays that she politely told me to remove (ie bitched behind my back excessively for not doing it before she even asked. Well that was also a "slap in the face." Oh the outrage! So for failing to read my boss's mind I have successfully administered three figurative slaps to her face. Ah! Would that they were literal.