The time has come....for an experiment!

Sep 07, 2009 09:26

Still attempting to navigate this driver installation crap. Its very complicated; computers are remarkably efficient at making me feel stupid.
Yeah....
It's been such a long while since I've run a new experiment/quest that I think its time to try one now! So! On a recommendation several months ago I ordered a book on "facercise"(you must say it in an impressive voice...like "SCIENCE!". Swinging one's fist while doing so helps to add extra emphasis.)
Apparently by doing their few simple exercises I will receive the following benefits:
  • -Eyebrows are raised or lifted
  • -Eye sockets are enlarged, resulting in the eyes appearing more open and
  • vibrant
  • -Diminished puffiness under the eyes
  • -A shorter or narrower nose. The nose grows with age, creating an aged appearance
  • -Fuller lips and turned up, younger looking mouth corners
  • -Toned and defined chin, neck and jaw line
  • -Complexions change color and become more vibrant and youthful

Basically a face lift for cheap people...such as myself. :D Wooo wooo? Perhaps we can discover just where it is my eyelids go when I take pictures. :)
Well I'm game. Lets try this shit. At the very least I"ll have only lost the cost of the book. :)
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