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Apr 11, 2006 21:04

Here's a lovely meme I discovered from
imelda72. Let the games begin!

"Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand."

1. Harry
2. Ginny
3. Ron
4. Draco
5. Pansy
6. Dumbledore
7. McGonagall
8. Neville
9. Sirius
10. Snape
11. Lupin
12. Tonks

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? This is a sad one. Both men, DD, and Lupin - would make excellent professors. But seeing as the former is permanently indisposed, I'd have to go with Lupin.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? HAHA!! Is Draco Malfoy hot? Does butter melt when heated? Even being realistic, fanon Draco is obviously a sex bomb or something, while canon Draco is "pointy faced". But still, I can't help but fantasize...

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Tonks sends Neville on a mission to beat up her cousin Draco. Neville gets lost halfway, but finds some wonderfully lovely exotic flowers that will look excellent in Tonks' wedding bouquet.

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? Sirius'  favorite book? The Art of Torturing Snivellus (Color Pictures Included)

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? Ah, well. With DD, it's sort of a given that Ginny will swear to him.

6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? Pansy should definitely room with Snape over Sirius, though I don't think that either of them would leave the situation unscathed.

7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? Ginny, McGonagall, and Tonks got to an Italian restaurant. Tonks makes an inappropriate joke to McG about leaving animals outside of the establishment, Ginny laughs, and McGongall is disapproving.

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? Interesting. To tell the truth, not even Harry fared very well against Snape, so I don't really think that Ron would do much better without several gulps of Felix Felices.

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back? Oh, how sad. Well I don't think that Harry would steal anything from Neville, but if he did indeed take anything, I think that Neville would be too cowed to do anything at first, but then maybe approach Harry sort of timidly.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. Hmm...McGonagall and Tonks... I'm actually thinking of a memoir kind of thing. Necromancy and Shameless Begging: How McGonagall and Tonks Won Back Their Men. The idea of McG. bringing DD back from the dead is admittedly troubling, and Tonks wasn't awful for confessing her love the way she did, but hey, the title is catchy.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? Haha! Draco and Harry? Cassandra Claire, anyone?

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Well, I do like cats, but seeing as McGonagall would probably spend most of her time as an irritable human, appalled at the state of my room, things might get a bit tense.

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? "Ron Weasley, ask Hermione Granger out, for crying out loud! It's been years, and you're not getting any older - or safer. So before anything should happen to either of you (I really hope nothing does in the 7th book), please just suck it up and go out for a butterbeer or something."

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? I would swear that
circus_sands drew a pic of Remus, and I know that the Marauders are among her favorite characters in HP, so she's probably ventured into the realm of writing Remus.

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? Well, if you venture into the darker realms of fanfiction, Ginny would take both Draco and Pansy. But in my world, the obvious option is Ginny choosing Draco. It is kind of interesting, though, that Draco and Pansy are sort of on the same side. But none of us really knows which side Draco will pick in the 7th book...

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? Snape? "SAY HELLO TO MY LIL' FREN!"

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? I'm trying to think up one slightly more positive for Neville, but all I'm getting is "All By Myself." I really, and truly do love  him, though.

18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? This is a happy one. Harry, Dumbledore, and Tonks. Being the gentleman that he always is/was, I think that DD would most likely let Tonks have the last one, but in the same moment, Tonks would think that the Dursley's have starved Harry half to death, and offer it up to him instead.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? Now this is a good one, if not slightly disturbing! Ginny's pick-up line to Snape? "Lily Evans isn't the only one who could keep you in line." Sort of dominatrix-y, but eh, it's as far as I could stand to go.

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Wow. Pansy Parkinson would probably be arrested for public exhibitionism. Either that or kidnapping Draco and tying him to a bedpost. After all, do we really know what happened to Draco at the end of HBP?

21. What is 6's secret?
imelda72 took the cake on this one, but if Dumbledore had a secret...I think it would be that he and Snape were in cahoots about the ending of HBP. I truly hope so, at least.

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Haha. Cute. I'm sure that when they were at school, Sirius probably challenged Remus and James (yes, I'm conveniently neglecting Peter) to races. While Remus does have the whole supernatural werewolf strength thing going on, Sirius strikes me as the super athletic type. I'd put my money on Sirius.

23."1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4 Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.  Right. Well, Lupin and Draco would never team up against Harry, and Pansy would never seek out Ron, so this is moot.

24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Oh, this is interesting. On one hand, I'd choose Neville, because he certainly held his own in the DoM, but on the other hand, McGonagall's a top rate professor, even if she's "over the hill". So I'd probably go with Miz. Minerva.

Ah, what a way to spend fifteen minutes. (I won't disclose the extra amount of time it took me to figure out how to use to new automatic lj cut feature.

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