On the twelfth day of Christmas,
elvensunhame sent to me...
Twelve jenmurs drumming
Eleven ladysoapmakers piping
Ten cainfaelins a-leaping
Nine elvensunhames dancing
Eight nicosomethings a-milking
Seven ladyvonkulps a-swimming
Six leshyaedawnfires a-laying
Five du-u-u-ulcimeowws
Four zen_tadpoles
Three oracleazures
Two harvest faires
...and a cathedral in a pear tree.