Fucking fuck...hot damn I'm HOT!!!

[elvengoldmine]

Throwing the whole HARDCOVER series of the Vampire Chronicles and not missing your Maia husband's head is very very WRONG!!!! In a rare moment in our marriage Glorfie has decided to be a vengeful bitch and use his Maia power crap to MAKE ME GO THROUGH NATURAL BIRTH

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[numberoneenemy]

Hello.

Fuck me. Glorf-tart can watch. Or join. Whatever.

[forsaken_one]

ORGY!!!

woohoo. Just let me get some video cameras set up and then we'll be good to go. rawr.

[elvengoldmine]

Excuse me, whoa whoa waitaminute!!!! I am SO not fucking either of you!!! dkfjdjkghfjkghg just NO! I AM FUCKING MY BROTHER AND LIKE THAT IS NOT CHEATING BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY!!!!

Stop leering at me... I feel violated. o_O

[forsaken_one]

::smirk::

[elvengoldmine]

Um..... pleasegetawayfromme My husband is SO going to kick your ass!!!

[forsaken_one]

ehehehe.

I look forward to it.

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[elvengoldmine]

o_O

You are seriously disturbed.

Um.....you can have my brother :D :D :D

[forsaken_one]

I know. ;)

And I've had your brother. ::wink::

[numberoneenemy]

Looks like we have an elf in denial. No one can resist our sexiness. And if we can, we tie them up >;)

[forsaken_one]

ehehehe. RAWR.

[elvengoldmine]

Not even if I were a corpse, buddy.