right well it is now 3 minutes past 3
as i said it is 3 minutes past 3 and i havent slept yet i am
halucinating a shitload and i need to sleep but my body doesnt want to
my body will not let me lie down on the sofa for whatever reason it has
i cannot sleep and i am feeling rather edgy and would do anything for a
spliff....... now theres an idea
someone is going to get a phonecall soon and yeah!! hehehehehehehehehe
anyway i dont know if you know that there is someone who knows where i could easily get a spliff a crash then oh i do know haha though it is really debatable and i may not get through the barriers at this end still i will work out a way if i have to!
well here is another joke for you and it is also a true story though the names may be different the storys true though here goes
Very Important Colonel
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door.
Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the PFC to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
"Nothing important, sir," the PFC replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."
and if you want another one then here it is...
Bill Maudlin Jeep cartoon Jeep in the mud
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is."
oh and one more for the record
someone is going to get a phonecall soon and yeah!! hehehehehehehehehe
anyway i dont know if you know that there is someone who knows where i could easily get a spliff a crash then oh i do know haha though it is really debatable and i may not get through the barriers at this end still i will work out a way if i have to!
well here is another joke for you and it is also a true story though the names may be different the storys true though here goes
Very Important Colonel
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when a PFC knocked on the door.
Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the PFC to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
"Nothing important, sir," the PFC replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."
and if you want another one then here it is...
Bill Maudlin Jeep cartoon Jeep in the mud
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is."
oh and one more for the record