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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (1000 points). In November, I sacrificed spunkykitty to Cthulhu (500 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon spunkykitty (65 points). Yesterday, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (1000 points). In September, I exposed spunkykitty to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (10 points).
In short, I have been very good (2825 points) and deserve to be praised on high as you are.
Your humble and obedient servant,
elvenfire727
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