CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED!!

[elven_unari]

Dana put these on Facebook and they made me laugh a fuck of a lot! So I thought I would share. Hmm . . . come to think of it, I have not posted my naughty christmas song that I sing every year yet. I should find it and do that.

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do I Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle
Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle

P.S.
They need a manic icon for the moods.

P.S. x 2
I got someone to call me Tink. That was how I introduced myself. It was so hard not to laugh.