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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I pushed chikacherrycola in the mud (-17 points). In October I punched cyn___0o0 in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, gi_jane_4_girls (-5000 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole fuegodraco's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in phoenixladi's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5009 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
elven_unari