Hell as it should be
Bill Gates, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo
Creationists, Condesending Actors
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
NAMBLA Members, PETA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Whoever decided constant overacting was funny, Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights
George Bush, Tim and Eric
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Whoever decided farts were funny, General asshats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Rednecks, People who say "Git 'er Done"
Circle VII Burning Sands
Bigots, Racists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
People who abuse animals, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell