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Jay is so cool. His hair smells like lemon over a babbling brook with a hint of lime. It is like a Siberian rug made in a Chinese sweat shop by little 5 year old children who's names are Min - woo and Chang - Chi - Boop. I seen him dressing and it was so cool. His chicken chest is so hot. You can cook eggs on that babeh. Like, scramble them. And then just, eat 'em up. Like, really fast. Like, a fat kid would. Cause, it's so hot. Anyways, this is Jay writing this. Had to give myself SOME credit for being so damn gorgeous. Anehoo, I'm bored so I'm writing this. Cause Chel is teh coolest. Like ice cream. But not too cold that it hurts your teeth, but enough so you're like, ' This is some damn good ice cream. ' Like that. Mhm. Straight up. Chel is like, the prettiest. Like, more pretty than that lady in that movie, I forget the movie's name, but that chick was awfully hot. But not as hot as Chel. <3 Haha, well I'm playing Bomberman and schnitzle, so you guys can infer the rest. Peace out alligatas!
Jay is so cool,
He makes me drool,
Like butter he's smooth,
And he isn't into dudes.
He likes to play games,
And his real name is James.
He's not gay,
But he said Russ's hair was cool,
So shut up,
Dillweed.
Jay is so cool,
He makes me drool,
Like butter he's smooth,
And he isn't into dudes.
He likes to play games,
And his real name is James.
He's not gay,
But he said Russ's hair was cool,
So shut up,
Dillweed.