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I went to IGUN on Wednesday night. I talked to l-l-l-l-lots of people. Shandee got me a surprise. Guess what it was??? A fucking Tony Stewart PEZ dispenser!!! How boss is that?!?!?! I drank Captain & Coke's for $1.50. We went to Big Boy afterward, which was one of the best, most hilarious times I've had in a long time. I took custody of Shandee's phone and sent some mean text messages to a dirty whore that I've never met. I didn't get home until 5:00 am. The end.