The things men eat....part 2?
I don't understand men. really.
When i, or any other female i know, makes a meal, we make a meal. A main dish, side dishes, maybe a salad. There's always a plan. But when chris makes a meal, he just picks a few things at random, makes them, and then finds a way to turn whatever he's picked into a sandwich.
This morning, he was a nice guy and decided to make me my favorite breakfast, poached eggs on toast, while i was getting ready for work. It was yummy.
Then he decided to make himself some breakfast. So, he made some toast, and some eggs, and then he added some peanut butter, and (prepare to be grossed out), some liver sausage. Yes. Liver sausage. So he spreads the peanut butter on the toast, then adds a slice of liver sausage, then tops it with a poached egg, leaking gooey yolk everywhere.
He ate two of those disgusting sandwiches, all the while muttering "something's missing". It wasn't until i was on the way out the door, that he shouted "CHEESE! It needed CHEESE!!!!!"
Just thinking about it made me queasy for almost an hour.
When i, or any other female i know, makes a meal, we make a meal. A main dish, side dishes, maybe a salad. There's always a plan. But when chris makes a meal, he just picks a few things at random, makes them, and then finds a way to turn whatever he's picked into a sandwich.
This morning, he was a nice guy and decided to make me my favorite breakfast, poached eggs on toast, while i was getting ready for work. It was yummy.
Then he decided to make himself some breakfast. So, he made some toast, and some eggs, and then he added some peanut butter, and (prepare to be grossed out), some liver sausage. Yes. Liver sausage. So he spreads the peanut butter on the toast, then adds a slice of liver sausage, then tops it with a poached egg, leaking gooey yolk everywhere.
He ate two of those disgusting sandwiches, all the while muttering "something's missing". It wasn't until i was on the way out the door, that he shouted "CHEESE! It needed CHEESE!!!!!"
Just thinking about it made me queasy for almost an hour.