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FEMALE PRAYER....
"Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a
creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to
listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call -- not
wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, and when I spend his
cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who'll make
love to my mind. Knows what to answer to, "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end and always be my very
best friend. Amen."
MALE PRAYER...
"I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit."
My son says in the real world all men worry about is a woman's looks..Shallow Hal I guess.
"Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a
creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to
listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call -- not
wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, and when I spend his
cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who'll make
love to my mind. Knows what to answer to, "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end and always be my very
best friend. Amen."
MALE PRAYER...
"I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store and a boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit."
My son says in the real world all men worry about is a woman's looks..Shallow Hal I guess.