I love my mom...

[elusiveat7t2]

My mom was drinking wine.  She never does that.  She's not feeling well.  Her back hurts.  And she was drinking it out of a tiny jar.  I said, "you're classy."  The wine is gross, though.  I hate it.  I said, "doesn't that taste like ass?" and she got this weird look on her face and without skipping a beat she said, "I don't know. I've never tasted ass."

I told her that was the correct response.

We laughed a lot.