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elu_thingol

The legendary OldElfKing Deathglare in action.

Apr 15, 2003 18:38

*intercepts

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eomer_of_rohan April 15 2003, 15:34:01 UTC

Scarily, the OldElfKing Deathglare works just FINE on blind people

Ahhh...go on without me, Farry. Yessir? I know, quest, um, yes, working on the eyes thing first, hard to take on a guy with a big-ass hammer when you can't see it coming...

elu_thingol April 15 2003, 15:43:41 UTC

That's what they all say. *holds the baby in Éomer's face* Linithil thinks you're chicken.

eomer_of_rohan April 15 2003, 16:26:16 UTC

Um... *considers this* Linithil is a very wise child but she does not have all the facts and um I have to go now. ...you're not going to let me by, are you?

*sighs* All right, um, okay, if I rode out north right now, would that be good? I don't want my future sister-in-law thinking I'm chicken. :)

elu_thingol April 15 2003, 16:42:12 UTC

*shakes head* Oh no no take your time. I hear Lúthy has found how to get your sight back. See about that first.

Future sister-in-law, hmmm?

eomer_of_rohan April 15 2003, 17:00:03 UTC

But it'd look mighty brave and all. She could catch up. I'd probably get lost somewhere in Anorien.

Would like that, yessir. But there are...complications.

elu_thingol April 15 2003, 17:03:26 UTC

But she'd pout at me if she find out I let you go out into daaaaanger. Sit.

Like the fact that she's married.. and you're... married..? :)

eomer_of_rohan April 15 2003, 17:10:43 UTC

It's not danger, technically...I just need to get some information. The Woses are good for that.

Yeah, life sucks sometimes doesn't it? Problem is, I like Beren AND Lothiriel. Feh.

elu_thingol April 15 2003, 17:13:20 UTC

Woses can wait.

You sex-crazed young people are all so silly. :) :)

eomer_of_rohan April 15 2003, 17:16:48 UTC

But now I'm all fired up to make a pointless brave gesture and possibly die alone in a swamp somewhere in the name of lOvE!

Is not sex, sir. We get plenty of that anyway.

elu_thingol April 15 2003, 17:19:21 UTC

That's been done sooo many times it is not even funny.

Maybe it's because you're all having so much that you lose sight of, um, more important things.

eomer_of_rohan April 15 2003, 17:21:00 UTC

It does get the chicks, sir. --ummnotthatyourmostfairelderdaughterisaCHICK, sir.

On the contrary, it's the non-sex parts that I like best about her. :)

...aer you trying to stall me...?

elu_thingol April 15 2003, 17:24:28 UTC

In my experience chicks don't usually go for slimy waterlogged corpses. But then, I was dead for a long time.

You realize if you married my daughter I would have to gut you if you slept with anyone else, right? ^__^

*swipes the cane* What? Stall you? Never.

eomer_of_rohan April 15 2003, 17:29:15 UTC

Isildur seems to do all right for him, uh, herself. But I don't think there ARE any bogs in Anorien, so I'll never know.

May have to rethink matters a bit then. Or...hmm. Maybe not. Let me get back to you on that. Does it count if no actual sleeping occurs?

o.O Oh, uh, just wondering.

elu_thingol April 15 2003, 17:32:35 UTC

Yes well, that's because Issy isn't a waterlogged corpse.

YES it counts.

eomer_of_rohan April 15 2003, 17:41:00 UTC

It's amazing what you can do with a little blush, a little lipstick, and an Italian actress's body!

Bugger.

elu_thingol April 15 2003, 17:45:00 UTC

I suppose I might overlook an incident or two a.) while you are in female form, and b.) during the festival of Irmo.

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