Rose Colored Glasses
don't make me late to movies. i hate missing the previews.
why do you feel the need to read every single part of someone's facebook outloud in a public setting?
what is your problem with hanson?
really, face?.. really?
there is more to life than MTV. i love to break it to you.
it makes me mad when you continually apologize while asking me to do a favor but get mad when i do it back.
i find it awfully rude that you take 4 out of the 5 washing machines in the building at one time. would it really kill you to only do 2 loads at a time?
you dramatically change the way you act around boys. and it annoys me.
i wasn't aware that it was asking too much for it to stay above 40 degrees in April.
reset the microwave if you stop it before the timer goes off.
must you really wear a miniskirt in winter? i mean really.
could you please catch my movie line inserts in our everyday conversation?