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[eltonjohnisgay]

Saddle up and grab the reigns because I'm Cynthia Workhorse today, galloping through idyllic pastures of productivity.

I'm so busy I make Dorothy Day look like a Scientologist (Slammajam!)

I'm such a workaholic I make people confuse Paul Hindemith with Paul Wall (Cracklezing!)

I'm so prolific I make the second 5 year plan look like the second level of Ms. Pac Man (SnappaSlappa!)

I'm so drunk I could ride someone else's bike...j/k j/k I'm not drunk nor will I be riding any bikes.