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So I was reading the recent bestseller book (or at least in my mind) Stewie's Guide to World Domination. I would like put in a quote that I believe is one of the best cut-downs I've ever seen:
"Oh, and by the way, I had such fun in the last chapter directing my comments personally to Ozzy Osbourne that I thought I'd similarly indulge myself here, only this time to Mr. Jimmy Fallon. So, here we go. Oh, hey there, Jimmy. How are you? What's going on? Nice haircut, bro. Oh, hey, I got a message here for you....Yeah, that amateurish breaking of character and staring at the camera thing you do? No one but Haratio thinks that's funny, you twat. Besides which, it's totally unprofessional. There, I said it. Now you may go back to making Taxi 2: Electric Boogaloo or whatever the hell it is you were up to."
"Oh, and by the way, I had such fun in the last chapter directing my comments personally to Ozzy Osbourne that I thought I'd similarly indulge myself here, only this time to Mr. Jimmy Fallon. So, here we go. Oh, hey there, Jimmy. How are you? What's going on? Nice haircut, bro. Oh, hey, I got a message here for you....Yeah, that amateurish breaking of character and staring at the camera thing you do? No one but Haratio thinks that's funny, you twat. Besides which, it's totally unprofessional. There, I said it. Now you may go back to making Taxi 2: Electric Boogaloo or whatever the hell it is you were up to."