Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency
Dude, I live with the leader of UNZES (Uncle Ninja-Bob's Zombie Extermination Service - find it on Bebo.) Am I prepared?! Let' see:
1. Operational Headquarters satisfying all requirements re defensibility (above ground floor, single strong entrance, double glazed windows with locks, easy and secure access to loft/panic room) - check
2. Continually revised identification of other appropriate locations re zombie defensibility (Dunottar Castle and the Maritime Radio Station in Stonehaven, the Trades House in Aberdeen) - check.
3. Preparation of appropriate survival rations/ resources in the event of full-blown holocaust; to whit, expanding box of store cupboard items, cooking stoves, matches, sleeping bags, first aid kit, 13 year-old cask strength Fettercairn - check
4. Weapons of various types - several Chinese and Japanese replica swords, professional league baseball bat, light sabers (as a last resort, but still) - check.
5. "Training nights" when various zombie - related films are shown - be aware that the amount of alcohol consumed on these occasions in no way dilutes the impact or retention of the lessons learned from these films - check.
Prepared? Hell, yeah. Bring'em on.
1. Operational Headquarters satisfying all requirements re defensibility (above ground floor, single strong entrance, double glazed windows with locks, easy and secure access to loft/panic room) - check
2. Continually revised identification of other appropriate locations re zombie defensibility (Dunottar Castle and the Maritime Radio Station in Stonehaven, the Trades House in Aberdeen) - check.
3. Preparation of appropriate survival rations/ resources in the event of full-blown holocaust; to whit, expanding box of store cupboard items, cooking stoves, matches, sleeping bags, first aid kit, 13 year-old cask strength Fettercairn - check
4. Weapons of various types - several Chinese and Japanese replica swords, professional league baseball bat, light sabers (as a last resort, but still) - check.
5. "Training nights" when various zombie - related films are shown - be aware that the amount of alcohol consumed on these occasions in no way dilutes the impact or retention of the lessons learned from these films - check.
Prepared? Hell, yeah. Bring'em on.