theatrical_muse: What languages do you speak?
Oh, I speak the language of looove, baby. Oh, sí, señoras sexy. Ven a papá. Usted sabe que quieren venir obtener. Venid a mí.
Ah ha, ya like? That's kind of sexy, right? And despite what some people might think, the language of love is totally not French, dude. It's Español, all the way.
But seriously, yeah, I know some Spanish. I'd like to think that I'm getting really good at it. All those little trips to Mexico totally add up, dude. I know the come-ons, I know the comebacks, I know the directions, I know how to ask for directions. I know how to order my own food in Mexican restaurants. I even know some curse words in Spanish. Vete a la chingada, Ollie. It's totally awesome and kind of handy. And yeah, obviously, man, I know how to speak English, or you wouldn't be able to read most of this. But Spanish... oh, it's the most beautiful language like ever, man. Maybe one day, it might help me get los deseos más profundos de mi corazón.
Hey, 'Licious... Voy a cenar y el vino que usted y, a continuación, hacer que el más dulce de amor para usted bajo las estrellas. ¿Será la mía?
[ooc: Yes, that is actual Spanish. :p
Translations:
*Oh, sí, señoras sexy. Ven a papá. Usted sabe que quieren venir obtener. Venid a mí. = Oh, yeah, sexy ladies. Come to papa. You know you wanna come get some. Come to me.
*Vete a la chingada, Ollie. = Go fuck yourself, Ollie.
*los deseos más profundos de mi corazón = the deepest desires of my heart
*Voy a cenar y el vino que usted y, a continuación, hacer que el más dulce de amor para usted bajo las estrellas. ¿Será la mía? = I will wine you and dine you, and then make the sweetest of love to you under the stars. Will you be mine?
And please remember this came from online translators, so if they're not quite correct, don't scream at me or the muse. lol]
Ah ha, ya like? That's kind of sexy, right? And despite what some people might think, the language of love is totally not French, dude. It's Español, all the way.
But seriously, yeah, I know some Spanish. I'd like to think that I'm getting really good at it. All those little trips to Mexico totally add up, dude. I know the come-ons, I know the comebacks, I know the directions, I know how to ask for directions. I know how to order my own food in Mexican restaurants. I even know some curse words in Spanish. Vete a la chingada, Ollie. It's totally awesome and kind of handy. And yeah, obviously, man, I know how to speak English, or you wouldn't be able to read most of this. But Spanish... oh, it's the most beautiful language like ever, man. Maybe one day, it might help me get los deseos más profundos de mi corazón.
Hey, 'Licious... Voy a cenar y el vino que usted y, a continuación, hacer que el más dulce de amor para usted bajo las estrellas. ¿Será la mía?
[ooc: Yes, that is actual Spanish. :p
Translations:
*Oh, sí, señoras sexy. Ven a papá. Usted sabe que quieren venir obtener. Venid a mí. = Oh, yeah, sexy ladies. Come to papa. You know you wanna come get some. Come to me.
*Vete a la chingada, Ollie. = Go fuck yourself, Ollie.
*los deseos más profundos de mi corazón = the deepest desires of my heart
*Voy a cenar y el vino que usted y, a continuación, hacer que el más dulce de amor para usted bajo las estrellas. ¿Será la mía? = I will wine you and dine you, and then make the sweetest of love to you under the stars. Will you be mine?
And please remember this came from online translators, so if they're not quite correct, don't scream at me or the muse. lol]