Meme from devilmiyu
Okay, I'm lazy. I still haven't buckled down and paid attention to my own website enough, but that conversion shit is boring. For now, another web-meme!
The Rule
The only rule that comes with this meme is that you can't duplicate any of my answers. Now, have at it.
The Questions (along with my answers)
1. Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into. A luge sled. 2. What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date? Anxiety about her appearance(?). (This is a stupid question if the rule is not duplicating answers of the people you steal it from.) 3. What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of? "Si." 4. Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time? A lamp (the overhead always turns on a fan, which is loud and stupid). 5. Besides golfers, what is something you see on a golf course? Um... Grass. 6. Name a household chore you actually enjoy. Organizing shelves. 7. Name something you walk out on. Hm, ambiguous one... how about bad conversations. (Although, devilmiyu's answer of "a deck" was pretty decent, too.) 8. Name a place where you see nervous people. A hospital maternity ward. 9. Name something that can be cherry flavored. Erotic "massage oil." 10. Complete this phrase: "I’ll never forget my first _____". Mm, my first "polyamorous playmate". Mrrow. 11. Name another word for "Dad". Donor. 12. Name another word for "Mom". Mum. 13. Name something a married couple might want to have two of. Asian sex toy women. 14. What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity? Male or female? I mean, again, a stupid question for a meme whose rule is not using other answers used. For women you would obviously say breasts, for men, probably testicles, but what other answers are there? 15. Name something that is sold by the bunch. Bunch'A Flowers. 16. What age would you retire if you had enough money? The age I was when I got enough money, duh. I hate having to work, I'd rather be independently wealthy and spend my time philanthropically. 17. Name something you find on a kitchen table. Mandy. Or a vase with flowers, whichever. Perhaps both. If I'm lucky, Mandy and "N~". 18. Name something that rhymes with "dizzy". Frizzy. 19. Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year’s Eve. One (luckily not this one), but I thought the idea was to state things, not report back to the author. "Tell me"? What are you, anonymous author, some sort of email peeping tom? 20. Name something you see in a jail cell. Ass rape. What? Oh come on, you know you thought about it. 21. Name a month with 31 days. Um... this one, May. Man, that's a dumb question as well. Sheesh, I should just make my own stupid meme. At least my questions wouldn't be teh suck as these. 22. Name an occupation where you might work all night. Security guard.
Right, that's enough of that.