See, this is the thing about the internet...
No matter what you've been through, the thing about the internet is that someone, somewhere, at some point previous, has likely blogged about it and/or made a web comic about it. So, for me to tell you that Vonage - while having been otherwise fucking awesome - is giving me a bit of a headache about my phone adapter being out, is relatively meaningless because my own experience is nothing someone else hasn't already covered.
Case in point:
toothpastefordinner.com
See? Covered.