What the hell is wrong with people?
Some dumb lady in the drive-through here at Coffee Culture says "I want to get a venti decaf latè with two sweet-and-low, non-fat milk, and fat-free whip-cream."
What the hell is wrong with you? First, this isn't StarFucks, you gash, so shove the BS Italian lingo up your arse. Decaf coffee, sugarless sweetener (or "nastifiers" if we named them correctly), watery milk and tasteless whipped cream? Fuck you! You don't want coffee, you want brown water and liquid styrofoam! Shut up and go fuck yourself at the window.
Did you know they're cloning monkeys all the time now? It's true. They do it so they can see how the monkeys act when they go on IRC and be fucksticks. Seriously. I know, considering it's my primary form of non-US communications. Tell me this isn't a monkey:
[lydia9999] (¯`v´¯)
[lydia9999] `*.¸.*´
[lydia9999] ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
[lydia9999] (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.Butterfly fluttery!!!!!1!
[elskan] ¸.•´¨'•.¸.•´¨'•.¸.•´¨'•.¸.•Shut the fuck up...
More Fun from IRC:
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[Pax] I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
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[Ksosez] i fucking hate ADD
[jesus_X] As in Attention
[jesus_X] Attention Deficit, something...
[Ksosez] Disorder
[jesus_X] What?
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[zien] ah i love water. it's like nature's fruit juice.
[cgom] ....FRUIT JUICE is nature's fruit juice. moron.
(^Obviously "zien" is a clone-monkey)
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[DannyB] some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
[DannyB] i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
[DannyB] and can reload from there if i die
[DannyB] she was confused
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fin.
Oh, and happy dead-guy day. You know, that Jesus fellow. He died about this time. And this is the yearly mass they hold in his memory. Those Christians and their zany ideas.
What the hell is wrong with you? First, this isn't StarFucks, you gash, so shove the BS Italian lingo up your arse. Decaf coffee, sugarless sweetener (or "nastifiers" if we named them correctly), watery milk and tasteless whipped cream? Fuck you! You don't want coffee, you want brown water and liquid styrofoam! Shut up and go fuck yourself at the window.
Did you know they're cloning monkeys all the time now? It's true. They do it so they can see how the monkeys act when they go on IRC and be fucksticks. Seriously. I know, considering it's my primary form of non-US communications. Tell me this isn't a monkey:
[lydia9999] (¯`v´¯)
[lydia9999] `*.¸.*´
[lydia9999] ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
[lydia9999] (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.Butterfly fluttery!!!!!1!
[elskan] ¸.•´¨'•.¸.•´¨'•.¸.•´¨'•.¸.•Shut the fuck up...
More Fun from IRC:
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[Pax] I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
------------------------------
[Ksosez] i fucking hate ADD
[jesus_X] As in Attention
[jesus_X] Attention Deficit, something...
[Ksosez] Disorder
[jesus_X] What?
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[zien] ah i love water. it's like nature's fruit juice.
[cgom] ....FRUIT JUICE is nature's fruit juice. moron.
(^Obviously "zien" is a clone-monkey)
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[DannyB] some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
[DannyB] i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
[DannyB] and can reload from there if i die
[DannyB] she was confused
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fin.
Oh, and happy dead-guy day. You know, that Jesus fellow. He died about this time. And this is the yearly mass they hold in his memory. Those Christians and their zany ideas.