Porn for geeks.

Aug 19, 2005 00:41

I was noticing I have very little in terms of a porn collection these days. There was a time when I had a multitude of titles in my pornographic film collection, but I just don't feel any desire to watch it much any more, seeing as I've kept myself essentially single for so long. I've since given away most of it, or let it get tossed out, or donated it to elementary schools for their collage projects. After the court hearing, I think I'll have another 3 magazines to drop off to the middle school for career research materials.

Looking at the few titles I've kept, I have one magazine—the February issue of "Fox," which is kind of lame—and four DVDs: "Specs Appeal" (hotties with glasses, but unfortunately not a lot of shots with them at computer terminals); "Knocked-Up Knock-Outs" (not exactly very good, as most the people are hideously ugly save for one woman, and her false pleasure voice/lexicon is too monotonous in pitch and lacking in diversity); "Pirate Video: Women On Top" (which is an abysmal let-down, as there are absolutely no pirates anywhere to be seen, not even the men); and "Specs Appeal Vol. 3" (which is still too lacking in shots of the bespectacled damsels at the keyboard). This is not the most promising collection.

I don't know why this came up at all.

The stuff about donating porn to schools is a joke.
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