Personal Hell
My Personal Hell:
It will be me sitting in my car for eternity,
With Marty, Anticipating Blue Christmas by Elvis to come on the radio
Everytime a song is about start I will say "I bet its about to start"
But it never does, just the same 5 christmas songs will loop, and every other song will be the stupid Christmas Shoes song. Once in a while it will tease us and play Celine Dion's cover of Blue christmas which will send me into a furious rage. All this will go on while we stare at the bathroom window of my neighbor who is attractive, hoping to see her naked but never even see her, just see that the light is on.
Ill have a blue christmas without you
Ill be so blue just thinking about you
Decorations of red on a green christmas tree
Wont be the same dear, if youre not here with me
And when those blue snowflakes start falling
Thats when those blue memories start calling
Youll be doin all right with your christmas of white
But Ill have a blue, blue blue blue christmas
Youll be doin all right, with your christmas of white,
But Ill have a blue, blue christmas
That my friends is my personal hell.
It will be me sitting in my car for eternity,
With Marty, Anticipating Blue Christmas by Elvis to come on the radio
Everytime a song is about start I will say "I bet its about to start"
But it never does, just the same 5 christmas songs will loop, and every other song will be the stupid Christmas Shoes song. Once in a while it will tease us and play Celine Dion's cover of Blue christmas which will send me into a furious rage. All this will go on while we stare at the bathroom window of my neighbor who is attractive, hoping to see her naked but never even see her, just see that the light is on.
Ill have a blue christmas without you
Ill be so blue just thinking about you
Decorations of red on a green christmas tree
Wont be the same dear, if youre not here with me
And when those blue snowflakes start falling
Thats when those blue memories start calling
Youll be doin all right with your christmas of white
But Ill have a blue, blue blue blue christmas
Youll be doin all right, with your christmas of white,
But Ill have a blue, blue christmas
That my friends is my personal hell.