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Fic: It's Always Open Season On Princesses Part 15

Jun 30, 2011 10:57

Title: It's Always Open Season On Princesses Part 15
Spoilers: Through S2
Word Count: 3617
Rating: R (language)
Disclaimer: Don't own any of it.

AN: As always, I am so thankful to all of you. You really are the reason that I'm doing this. We are back to Jeff's POV. Fall into his messed up head now!

( Pick up, pick up, pick up! )

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supercapo June 30 2011, 22:23:37 UTC

Heeeeeey buddy... um... okay this is gonna be kinda hard.

Did I do something wrong? Like... I thought we were cool after that crazy bout of being nice to each other. I mean we had good times right? Like the time you made me feel like a moron for having seen only one movie with Jack Lemmon? Remember that? Or that awesome time I broke your brain with that kick ass review? I mean. I thought we were on good ground.

So I mean.. do I need to apologize or something? Cause I just want to know what the hell I did to deserve this chapter?

I mean seriously! Was it too much to hope for that Sergio had died in between chapters in some sort of... gladiator accident? It wasn't enough to have worry about the possibility that Rich might still be in the game. But you have to subject me to the imagery of that dirty guido's hands all over Annie? The Hell...!!! I thought we were friends!

Of course that wasn't enough for you was it? No of course it wasn't. Is it because I called you out on your age? You are the one that challenged me to figure it out! And now all I can do is think of you as a freaky geriatric asian cyclops! You owe me! I don't need that image in my head!

But no! Then you have to write this awesome scene with a nearly topless Annie and Jeff coming on to her and then blow it up with Jeff being an absolute girl! God! Why do you have to be so good at writing stuff!

And the worst part is you've written Jeff so damn spot on that it scares me because of the damn similarites I have with him! I'm not that messed up but seeing Jeff messed up makes me feel messed up! So can you please start writing Jeff being awesome again so I can feel good about myself!? Please!

And let me know what the hell I did so I can apologize for it and you can stop punishing me! Goddammit! I'm going for a walk!

midtega June 30 2011, 22:50:40 UTC

I don't know if it helps supercapo, but be patient as long u 2 have a mutual understanding elsiesnuuffin will turn around. If not blame society, writers, lebron james, transformers, or dan harmon. But not me

elsiesnuffin June 30 2011, 23:10:31 UTC

Definitely LeBron. Ooh, and a little bit Ryan O' Neil!

supercapo July 1 2011, 00:21:01 UTC

Too late. I don't even know how yet, but I'm going to find a way to blame you... and Transformers.

elsiesnuffin June 30 2011, 23:09:27 UTC

Stop being cute. It's weirding me out.

And I can't help it if you feel like a moron while talking to me. But it does feel like a bonus on this end.

supercapo July 2 2011, 03:13:41 UTC

Okay... I'm back. Apparently when your brother asks you to use your computer to "do a few things" he actually means "chat with his Filipino girlfriend for a few hours." just keep that in mind.

Now where was I?

Oh right...

Weirding you out?

Whatever. I'm hilarious.

And I don't think you should really be pointing fingers about being weirded out. You're the one that all but begged for verbal abuse.

elsiesnuffin July 2 2011, 03:29:07 UTC

You can be as revisionist as you want here, but you were totally on board with the abuse thing.

And you should really wait for other people to say you're funny.

supercapo July 2 2011, 03:38:11 UTC

You can be as revisionist as you want here, but you were totally on board with the abuse thing.

I'll give you that one. Apparently I have a problem. I'm just pointing out that you asked first.

And you should really wait for other people to say you're funny.

You know what? You're absolutely right. I give you exhibit A:

I could talk about how well you manage to create really legitimately funny moments of dialogue between the characters... -excerpt from comment by elsiesnuffin

Exhibit B:

The way he just assumed Annie would be checking him out really made me giggle. -excerpt from comment by elsiesnuffin

Exhibit C:

And Annie screaming at the helicopter made me chuckle. -excerpt from comm... you know what? I don't think it needs repeating.

So I think I have it on very good authority that I'm funny. ;)

elsiesnuffin July 2 2011, 03:43:11 UTC

God you suck.

Seriously, you're the worst. And I have terrible taste and even worse memory apparently. I wouldn't trust me.

supercapo July 2 2011, 04:11:39 UTC

Ah now come on. It's all in good fun. Here.

And you can't have terrible taste. It's not like you're alone in thinking I'm funny. Most people do.

(okay seriously, that last bit sounds so incredibly douchey even I'm sort of gagging on it. I'm honestly always flattered when people say I'm funny.)

elsiesnuffin July 2 2011, 04:22:23 UTC

Here's the problem-

Every time I see that you've posted something ( which is all the frakkin time), I think 'Ha! Now I can really eviscerate him!' - and then it's always really good. And then I forget that I'm supposed to say something heinous and I also don't necessarily want OTHER posters to think I'm a bitch. So I write nice truthful things because I'm caught in some sort of post-fic thrall or something and it isn't until you respond that I remember.

And you used it against me.

You are very you came bearing penguins, because- hee!

( and you are funny and not dochey at all, but don't ever repeat that or I will cut you.)

supercapo July 2 2011, 04:35:29 UTC

Well of course I'm funny! Look at me! It's clear to all of you that I'm awesome. But I can never admit that because that would make me an ass. But what I can do is see what makes elsiesnuffin awesome. She's driven. And we need driven people or the lights go out and the ice cream melts.

Putting that aside, I always appreciate your comments, and I suffer from a similar dilemma in commenting on your fics. Especially since more than once I've had people (not naming names) not realize that I don't actually mean the horrible things I say.

So yeah... somewhere in here there's a diss toward you... we kinda suck at ragging on each other tonight.

elsiesnuffin July 2 2011, 04:42:48 UTC

Aw, I got to be Annie there.

You don't really have to name names. I'm getting it too. It apparently is not how people are supposed to operate on LJ? I don't know.

Um, let's see- you could pick on me for my lack of knowledge about The Green Lantern and I can rag on you for thinking every song from the 80s was from the band Journey.

supercapo July 2 2011, 04:48:56 UTC

Yeah, it's like people can't tell the difference between a flame war and good natured ribbing.

um... I may be something of a superhero geek but I'm pretty sure saying somebody doesn't know that much about Green Lantern is a compliment.

And I remember enough of the eighties to know that Journey wasn't the only band. Playing songs. There were others like... Journey... dammit.

elsiesnuffin July 2 2011, 04:57:33 UTC

I thought Green Lantern was a thing. And there's other colors too?

That was all I got. But I can talk about Archie and Jughead ad nauseum. Can you believe Archie ever saw anything in Veronica? Boys, am I right? Up top!

You know Queen at least, right? Greatest band ever? The song Wayne and Garth headbanged to? Please? Ugh, you're not going to get that reference either, are you...

I'm fine with people thinking we actually hate each other. It's the other people that make me nervous.

supercapo July 2 2011, 05:07:04 UTC

Never could get into Archie. And yes, Green Lantern is a thing. And not a terrible thing. But it is a geeky thing, so I can't diss somebody on not knowing about it.

And yes, I was born under a rock. I have no idea what Wayne's World or Queen is.

But I have to disagree with you there. Queen is not the greatest band ever. The greatest ever is clearly Menudo.
(actually it's U2)

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