Fic: It's Always Open Season On Princesses Part 12

[elsiesnuffin]

Title: It‘s Always Open Season On Princesses Part 12
Spoilers: Through Season 2
Word Count: 3067
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon still owns this.

AN: I love your guys. Words cannot express how grateful I am to y’all. So, instead I will sing some Queen to you!

You’re my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You’re my

Comments

[engelen]

In my defense, I DID do real-life Jazz hands when Jeff appeared, and the Eastern European dude thing actually happened on a flight to Paris three years ago (he was in his fifties and told me that I should contact him if I ever visited Prague).
So...
wait...
that's not really defending me, is it? D:

Let's just say this was me making up for all the previous non-smart-sassy-ass-pants commens I'd been leaving...

And you're not the first person to say I'm strange, I honestly don't know why people keep saying I am D:

[elsiesnuffin]

Aww, so cute! Are you supposed to ride those things though?

[engelen]

you mean unicorns or statues of my school's mascots?

[elsiesnuffin]

Your school mascot is a unicorn?! Win! I was really talking about any kind of statue like that. But if you didn't get tased, more power to you.

[engelen]

Yep!! Philosophy and Literature School REPRESENT!!
:P

I didn't get tased, but it was 1:00 pm when we took that pic, and that statue is made out of brass, so my ass was pretty much on fire... but I refused to graduate from that school without having a picture of me riding that unicorn.