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Fic: 5 Times Jeff Said 'Yes' (And 1Time Annie Did)

May 31, 2011 18:14

Title: 5 Times Jeff Said ‘Yes’ (And 1 Time Annie Did)

Spoilers: All of Season 2

Word Count: 6317

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: Dan Harmon owns all things ‘Community’.

Warning: Multiple POV

AN: For teruel_a_witch who made an entire list of totally awesome ‘5 Things’ fics in the thread. This was actually really tough once I got into it, because Jeff is not a ‘yes’ man at ( Read more... )

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engelen June 1 2011, 02:41:29 UTC

You posted this too late for me to read it at the office.
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elsiesnuffin June 1 2011, 03:20:29 UTC

I..don't know what that means, sweetie.

I'm sorry?

engelen June 1 2011, 03:52:44 UTC

It just means that I spent a good couple of hours reading porn at the office :P

I likef this, but that's not unusual with what you write :)

elsiesnuffin June 1 2011, 04:08:49 UTC

You read porn at work? Best job ever!

engelen June 1 2011, 04:29:55 UTC

I'm not supposed to, but I was bored... translating Ownership/Birth/Death/Marriage/Divorce Certificates is no fun...

BTW, I'm writing a fanfic. It'll be terrible!

elsiesnuffin June 1 2011, 04:43:02 UTC

Yeah...I'm gonna need you to go ahead and make that naked abd sweaty for me.

Please?

engelen June 1 2011, 05:39:00 UTC

wait, you want me to write porn?

elsiesnuffin June 1 2011, 05:43:47 UTC

Uh....tcha!

Would you write a Jeff Annie fic where he kept his clothes on? That hadn't even occured to me...

Huh.

engelen June 1 2011, 05:55:40 UTC

LOL I wrote one, and nobody was naked :P

I'm working on another one, in which they ARE naked in bed. But I don't write porn... not seriously at least... I start laughing about all the clichés that come to mind (I've been reading porn for like... 10 years, so...), like "her rossy nipples" and "she was so wet," "her wet cavern," "they rocked their hips in perfect harmony," "he couldn't help moaning as she pressed harder," "he thrust into her slowly, and she was just so tight around him," etc.

I wrote Jeffcest once tho... and it was the weirdest kind of smutt I've ever written...

elsiesnuffin June 1 2011, 06:08:01 UTC

Jeffcest? What is that? His mom? His dad? His mom and dad? Long lost twin? Annie is actually his half sister? I have read plenty in the world of porn (Ron/Fang the dog in HP. Seriously) so nothing will surprise me.

engelen June 1 2011, 06:10:03 UTC

no, it was Jeff/Jeff
(actually, it was his former evil-self seducing his season 2 good-self... it also ended up being more of a character-exploration piece than porn XD)

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