Because I obviously don't have enough things to write yet.
I will write a fanfic or drabble with the pairing
Adalbert/Dorcas
rated
G
and include the following things:
kiss, feather, kids
Don't know what pairing to write?
Then let the Kyou Kara Maou Pairing Machine decide for you
With a G rating, I might, just might, actually seriously consider this.