she can sense it!
The following is completely true.
When I bought my Bug ("Abbie on the Road") the man who sold me the car gave me a few boxes full of VW junk. Spare parts he'd collected over the years, a few odd tools, and mostly a bunch of crap. When I bought the car from him I officially became the third owner of this '69 Bug convertible. Kevin, who sold me the car, bought it when he was in college 20 years ago. Before that it sat in a barn for about 20 years. When I met Kevin I was a little surprised. He's a very upright sort of man. Straight forward, take care of business, no bullshit. He walked up and introduced himself with a firm handshake, "Hi, I'm Kevin Smith." I did a double take. Kevin Smith? Yes, Kevin Smith. He very much reminded me of a younger version of Joe. When I was going through the boxes of junk he gave me I found a copy of The Official Marijuana Grower's Guide and a photo of Kevin clearly taken in his college days.
Yes, that's duct tape holding his balls up.
My friend Cat (catricya) would like me to whore her out to you. Visit her blog. She's actually quite a good writer and she works for nerve.com writing reviews and whatnot of bands and shows and shit like that. Gogogogogo now!
Happy, Cat?
I was watching Pretty in Pink yesterday and I noticed that Molly Ringwald's lips are always pink! It's crazy! I wish my lips were like that.
Also, Whoopi Goldberg (Who's not in Pretty in Pink - duh.) doesn't have eyebrows. Seriously. The woman is an eyebrow-less freak. (Not that I'm hating against people with no eyebrows. It's just an observation.)
Back to Pretty in Pink. Easily my favorite Molly Ringwald movie. Does anyone remember that hideous prom dress she made out of the dress her friend gave her and the dress her dad gave her? It was really bad. But! The dress her friend gave her was absolutely stunning. (Why she altered it at all I'll never know.) Like, I completely fell in love with it. So much that I did an Internet search for it, but I came up with nothing. Help anyone? It was a 50's style pink dress with pink polka dots.
In the last week or so I've had 2 Jones Sodas, which is odd for me because I pretty much never drink soda of any kind. Jones Soda makes all these strange flavored drinks that are colorful and yummy and, most importantly, caffeine free. Under the cap of every Jones Soda is a fortune, much like one you might find in a fortune cookie.
your mind, being creative and original, will bring you fame.
your fantasy will come true.
What great fortunes!
I bought a tai chi workout video yesterday. There were like 3 other videos I wanted, too, but I just got the one tai chi video. (Which I haven't tried yet.) There was a yoga video designed to improve sex. I seriously nearly got it. There were like 8 trillion belly dancing workout videos, and I almost got one of those, too. But what I really want is one of those striptease workout thingies. Actually, what I really want is Jeff Costa's Cardio Striptease Workout video. I'll have to keep looking for it. I've heard that Carmen Electra's version isn't as good.
My birthday is this Sunday and I still officially have no plans. I think Uncle Glen is coming into town on Saturday, which means I'm obligated to spend time around the house, at least for a while, which really isn't so bad. I think The Plumber was talking about doing something and I know people from Huntington St. mentioned some stuff, too. We'll see.
Tuesday I'm going into the city to have lunch with my grandmother. Afterward I'm going to hang out with Cat (catricya) - finally! So that should be good times.
I'm gonna shut up now.
When I bought my Bug ("Abbie on the Road") the man who sold me the car gave me a few boxes full of VW junk. Spare parts he'd collected over the years, a few odd tools, and mostly a bunch of crap. When I bought the car from him I officially became the third owner of this '69 Bug convertible. Kevin, who sold me the car, bought it when he was in college 20 years ago. Before that it sat in a barn for about 20 years. When I met Kevin I was a little surprised. He's a very upright sort of man. Straight forward, take care of business, no bullshit. He walked up and introduced himself with a firm handshake, "Hi, I'm Kevin Smith." I did a double take. Kevin Smith? Yes, Kevin Smith. He very much reminded me of a younger version of Joe. When I was going through the boxes of junk he gave me I found a copy of The Official Marijuana Grower's Guide and a photo of Kevin clearly taken in his college days.
Yes, that's duct tape holding his balls up.
My friend Cat (catricya) would like me to whore her out to you. Visit her blog. She's actually quite a good writer and she works for nerve.com writing reviews and whatnot of bands and shows and shit like that. Gogogogogo now!
Happy, Cat?
I was watching Pretty in Pink yesterday and I noticed that Molly Ringwald's lips are always pink! It's crazy! I wish my lips were like that.
Also, Whoopi Goldberg (Who's not in Pretty in Pink - duh.) doesn't have eyebrows. Seriously. The woman is an eyebrow-less freak. (Not that I'm hating against people with no eyebrows. It's just an observation.)
Back to Pretty in Pink. Easily my favorite Molly Ringwald movie. Does anyone remember that hideous prom dress she made out of the dress her friend gave her and the dress her dad gave her? It was really bad. But! The dress her friend gave her was absolutely stunning. (Why she altered it at all I'll never know.) Like, I completely fell in love with it. So much that I did an Internet search for it, but I came up with nothing. Help anyone? It was a 50's style pink dress with pink polka dots.
In the last week or so I've had 2 Jones Sodas, which is odd for me because I pretty much never drink soda of any kind. Jones Soda makes all these strange flavored drinks that are colorful and yummy and, most importantly, caffeine free. Under the cap of every Jones Soda is a fortune, much like one you might find in a fortune cookie.
your mind, being creative and original, will bring you fame.
your fantasy will come true.
What great fortunes!
I bought a tai chi workout video yesterday. There were like 3 other videos I wanted, too, but I just got the one tai chi video. (Which I haven't tried yet.) There was a yoga video designed to improve sex. I seriously nearly got it. There were like 8 trillion belly dancing workout videos, and I almost got one of those, too. But what I really want is one of those striptease workout thingies. Actually, what I really want is Jeff Costa's Cardio Striptease Workout video. I'll have to keep looking for it. I've heard that Carmen Electra's version isn't as good.
My birthday is this Sunday and I still officially have no plans. I think Uncle Glen is coming into town on Saturday, which means I'm obligated to spend time around the house, at least for a while, which really isn't so bad. I think The Plumber was talking about doing something and I know people from Huntington St. mentioned some stuff, too. We'll see.
Tuesday I'm going into the city to have lunch with my grandmother. Afterward I'm going to hang out with Cat (catricya) - finally! So that should be good times.
I'm gonna shut up now.