Movie Reviews 12/26
~NEW IN THEATERS~
1) Chronicles Of Narnia
3 Out of 5
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An above average rating because the world of Narnia was created quite well. Though they didn't stick to the book as well as they could've they still did a wonderful job of bring the vivid wild characters to life. What really got me upset tho' was the beggening. None of that was in the novel by C.S. Lewis at all, and for the director to fell obligated to add a sort of a back story is just absurd. A family movie? sure. A C.S. Lewis fan? Sure why not? I was curious to see how it'd be and so shouldn't you. I'd reccomed seeing a matinee/
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2) The Ringer
4 Out of 5
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Just saw this today because the movie theater wasn't open on X-mas, And Why the Fuck not? An exceptional movie and I was supperised. I remember seeing the previews and asking myself, 'Johnny Knoxville? Wtf? Wasn't he the star of 'Jack Ass'? I doubted he'd be able to act, other then getting kicked in the balls and puking. but he played the retard well. A heart warming movie and quite funny at parts too. PG-13 but they drop the F bomb at least once, I think. worth the 8 bucks. I reccomend.
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3) Walk the Line
3 Out of 5
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Every musician gets some form of tribute when they die, this is Johnny Cash's. I personally didn't know Shit about Cash before I saw this movie. The previews made him out to be quite a bad ass. Well Let me tell you before you wait for it on DVD. He wasn't. Don't get me wrong, He's a Great Musician and a legend in rock/country music history. But the dude was a fucking ass, nuff said. Also in the movie they sing a lot. and it just shows him singing with Ms.Country Dukes Resse Witherspoon. Great idea for Cash fans, not for any others..unless your bored and don't own an iPod?
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~RENTALS~
1)Madagascar
4 Out of 5
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I try not to make it a habbit of giving out too many high ratings but this too is another good movie. I'm kind of a push over when it comes to Computer Animted flicks ( not always true) And Madagascar did the trick. With the voice talents of whiny Ben Stiller( Wtf he does voice acting?) and the annoying Chris Rock. City Slicker Zoo animals in a New York Zoo get stranded on an island with some crazy (monkeys?) animals. Pretty funny, but the main characters of the plot aren't by the least, the coolest. It's all about the penguins who are like some crazy spies or some shit. they got their on mini-movie on the DVD so it's worth renting if you saw it in theaters ( I didn't ). I'd reccomed. At least for the family, if you care.
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2) Duce Bigalow European Gigolo
2 Out of 5
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I didn't acctually rent this but I uh...aquired it via the internet ( thanks Uncle Rasco ), So I don't know of any bitchin' DVD exclusive content. A sequel to a failry decent movie, which never turn out right. Not a big fan of comedy sequels ( Except the upcoming Clerks:2 Passion of the Clerks..I hope) This movie isn't even about Duce so much as it is some gay black dude who was frammed for murder. It does however introduce other Gigolo's who put lil' Ducey to shame. This film didn't even have as much content that made the first movie 'decent'. Which is why it got a poor rating. Glad I didn't have to acctually rent it. and Neither do you =)
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3)Devils Rejects
5! Out of 5
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I didn't enjoy the 1st movie of Rob Zombies (House of 1000 corpses) but this movie, was Bad Ass! I've talked to other people who've watched it and heard often that, 'It wasn't scary Wtf?'. It wasn't supposed to be scary you dumb fuck. What made you think that? I believe it is a movie about real raw emotion is the most bizzare and unlikely fucked up posotions. But also it's a movie about Bad asses being ...Fucking Bad asses. Mucho Props to that sick fuck Rob Zombie for at least making on good movie. HIGHLY recommed.
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~Coming Soon~
Clerks2 Passion of the Clerks Some fucking day soon I hope.
Fun With Dick and Jane Jim Carey =O and that slut from Friends
Oldies Some of my favorite classic movies -coondenced for you- you bum
1) Chronicles Of Narnia
3 Out of 5
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An above average rating because the world of Narnia was created quite well. Though they didn't stick to the book as well as they could've they still did a wonderful job of bring the vivid wild characters to life. What really got me upset tho' was the beggening. None of that was in the novel by C.S. Lewis at all, and for the director to fell obligated to add a sort of a back story is just absurd. A family movie? sure. A C.S. Lewis fan? Sure why not? I was curious to see how it'd be and so shouldn't you. I'd reccomed seeing a matinee/
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2) The Ringer
4 Out of 5
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Just saw this today because the movie theater wasn't open on X-mas, And Why the Fuck not? An exceptional movie and I was supperised. I remember seeing the previews and asking myself, 'Johnny Knoxville? Wtf? Wasn't he the star of 'Jack Ass'? I doubted he'd be able to act, other then getting kicked in the balls and puking. but he played the retard well. A heart warming movie and quite funny at parts too. PG-13 but they drop the F bomb at least once, I think. worth the 8 bucks. I reccomend.
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3) Walk the Line
3 Out of 5
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Every musician gets some form of tribute when they die, this is Johnny Cash's. I personally didn't know Shit about Cash before I saw this movie. The previews made him out to be quite a bad ass. Well Let me tell you before you wait for it on DVD. He wasn't. Don't get me wrong, He's a Great Musician and a legend in rock/country music history. But the dude was a fucking ass, nuff said. Also in the movie they sing a lot. and it just shows him singing with Ms.Country Dukes Resse Witherspoon. Great idea for Cash fans, not for any others..unless your bored and don't own an iPod?
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~RENTALS~
1)Madagascar
4 Out of 5
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I try not to make it a habbit of giving out too many high ratings but this too is another good movie. I'm kind of a push over when it comes to Computer Animted flicks ( not always true) And Madagascar did the trick. With the voice talents of whiny Ben Stiller( Wtf he does voice acting?) and the annoying Chris Rock. City Slicker Zoo animals in a New York Zoo get stranded on an island with some crazy (monkeys?) animals. Pretty funny, but the main characters of the plot aren't by the least, the coolest. It's all about the penguins who are like some crazy spies or some shit. they got their on mini-movie on the DVD so it's worth renting if you saw it in theaters ( I didn't ). I'd reccomed. At least for the family, if you care.
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2) Duce Bigalow European Gigolo
2 Out of 5
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I didn't acctually rent this but I uh...aquired it via the internet ( thanks Uncle Rasco ), So I don't know of any bitchin' DVD exclusive content. A sequel to a failry decent movie, which never turn out right. Not a big fan of comedy sequels ( Except the upcoming Clerks:2 Passion of the Clerks..I hope) This movie isn't even about Duce so much as it is some gay black dude who was frammed for murder. It does however introduce other Gigolo's who put lil' Ducey to shame. This film didn't even have as much content that made the first movie 'decent'. Which is why it got a poor rating. Glad I didn't have to acctually rent it. and Neither do you =)
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3)Devils Rejects
5! Out of 5
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I didn't enjoy the 1st movie of Rob Zombies (House of 1000 corpses) but this movie, was Bad Ass! I've talked to other people who've watched it and heard often that, 'It wasn't scary Wtf?'. It wasn't supposed to be scary you dumb fuck. What made you think that? I believe it is a movie about real raw emotion is the most bizzare and unlikely fucked up posotions. But also it's a movie about Bad asses being ...Fucking Bad asses. Mucho Props to that sick fuck Rob Zombie for at least making on good movie. HIGHLY recommed.
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~Coming Soon~
Clerks2 Passion of the Clerks Some fucking day soon I hope.
Fun With Dick and Jane Jim Carey =O and that slut from Friends
Oldies Some of my favorite classic movies -coondenced for you- you bum