Lessons Learned While Drunk

[elshadowboxer]

A while ago I started making a list of all the little object lessons and morals I learned while drunk. So I thought I would put them down here and share with you. I will probably be back occasionally to update this list. Until then, have fun, and be safe.

1. Don't eat peanut butter while drunk. You will choke.
2. You know how they say don't operate machinery while intoxicated? Well, that includes treadmills.
3. Writing about hangovers when you actually have a hangover sucks.
4. Do not carry heavy glass objects in front of you while drunk. You will end up getting stitches.
5. Playing the drums on rock band while drunk is entertaining but be careful, your grip is not as strong as you think it is.
6. Don't chew on foreign objects such as pen caps while drunk. Enough said.
7. Be very careful of steps while drunk. Face meets stair equals pain.
8. If you think of a good idea while drunk try to write it down and wait until you're sober before you actually try to implement it. 
9. Roughhousing with the dog while drunk is not advised.
10. No, he's really not that good looking.
     

Was I drunk while making this list? Considering the fact I had to post and delete it three times in order to get it to work properly, Possibly.