Colonel Parker and His Crawling Commandos!

[agentof]

The entry door of the hallway to Doom's cell slides open - revealing a very triumphant-looking Colonel Peter Parker, accompanied by ten agents in SHIELD garb - some of whom are entering by crawling on the ceiling or the walls

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[proteus_maximus]

Morph bulks up, taking on a greenish hue, with extra-oversized fists.

"Puny humans! Morph SMASH!"

He leaps at the SHIELD squad.

[agentof]

Agent Thompson brandishes a stun rifle - larger than the sidearms most of the crew are carrying - specially requisitioned for dealing with the metamorph, based on the readings from the helicarrier.

"Say g'night, Casper.."

A barrage of yellow-white bolts streak at Morph, destabilizing his ability to control the areas where the bolts impact.

[proteus_maximus]

"Agh!"

Parts of Morph go melty, and he hits the ground, semi-puddled.

"What a world, what a world.."

[agentof]

Agent Thompson advances, covering Morph with the rifle.

"Stay down, guy. For your own good."

[proteus_maximus]

Morph begins to reshape himself, putting the numb, liquid portions inside the molecules he's still in full control of.

"Shape of.. a bucket!"

His head emerges from the center of the container, amidst the liquid, and sprouts Groucho Marx eyebrows and glasses.

"My doctor says I've been looking a little pail.."

[agentof]

"Can the comedy, or I'll be hauling you out of here with a mop."

Agent Thompson carefully picks up the handle of the bucket-shape.

"I'll throw you in a cell for now.."

[proteus_maximus]

"Oh no, they be stealin' mah bukkit!"

Morph's head transforms into a fist, and it shoots out to sock Agent Thompson in the jaw, faster than his enhanced reflexes can react.

The Morph-bucket drops to the floor, sprouts tiny crab legs, and scurries away.

[house_of_mystiq]

Raven stretches an arm out to reach Morph.

"Wonder twin powers...activate!"

[proteus_maximus]

Morph scurries her way.

"You don't look so good, blue. Are we losing this thing?"

He zigs and zags to avoid the stun-bolts that Agent Thompson has resumed firing.

[house_of_mystiq]

"It is posible to charge hell with a Bucket of water." Raven coughs hard and spits on the floor. There's only a little blood. "But against stupidity, even the gods struggle in vain."

She looks at the cell. "Take the fire off him and Doom will find a way out. We stick close to him, we can hitch a ride."

Probably.