my professional life
I definitely use the term 'professional' loosely. Today at work I got a massage from a mexican who calls me "mamacita titas grande", one of my co-workers told me he was in love with me because I knew who Snidely Whiplash is and my boss went down on one knee to honor my breasts.
I also had a bartender tell me his penis would fit perfectly in my cleavage.
My job= freaking hilarious and totally inappropriate.
Love it.
Oh yeah, and I have a bruise on my ass in the shape of Kiki's hand.
seriously.
Also, I have decided that in life you can either be a Nell Fenwick or you can be a Natasha Fatale and I am soooo a Natasha.
Cheerio y'all.
I also had a bartender tell me his penis would fit perfectly in my cleavage.
My job= freaking hilarious and totally inappropriate.
Love it.
Oh yeah, and I have a bruise on my ass in the shape of Kiki's hand.
seriously.
Also, I have decided that in life you can either be a Nell Fenwick or you can be a Natasha Fatale and I am soooo a Natasha.
Cheerio y'all.